Trump can't get on a mic or in front of a camera because.....

[Hamer555]

He will insist on boasting about the size of his mob of terrorists.

Totally not joking.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That would not surprise me one little bit.

Egotistical to the end.

[SoonerPride]

2. They were fine people.

Very fine people.

🤮

[LisaL]

4. He already called them special.

NT

[Brother Mythos]

3. When you're right, you're right!

There's no way I would ever disagree with you on that opinion!

[PSPS]

5. "We Love You, You're Very Special"

[GopherGal]

6. I start to feel a twinge of sympathy for his handlers

having to keep that maniac away from such faux pas.

Then I realize they're willingly working for this waste of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen. That twinge of sympathy is immediately squelched.

For the sake of the country (NOT his willing lackeys), I'm very happy to know that we don't need to add Twitter to that list of outlets to be shielded, however.

[SledDriver]

7. To be fair

[Zambero]

8. A historic MOBSLIDE

...the likes of which the world has never seen!