Blaire Erskine: MY BOYFRIEND JAKE ANGELI HASN'T EATEN SINCE FRIDAY *satire*

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[getagrip_already]

1. now that is FUNNY SHIT!!!!

I don't care who she is. that is funny.

[Codifer]

2. Shit is organic.

He can eat that. Hell, he has been eating the shit trump gave him for years.

[underpants]

5. Great minds 😁.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214898218

[Cha]

3. lol.. ".. his water can't be too Wet!.. "

[Stallion]

4. Band of Hooligans Write Their Own Scripts

[Generic Brad]

6. Like he has a girlfriend

*Snort*

[betsuni]

7. The Silence of the Pomegranates.

[Dem2theMax]

8. Awww, you warned them it was satire.

I love watching people fall for it. She is so good!

[Nevilledog]

10. Lord knows it's hard to tell reality these days.

[Dem2theMax]

12. You got that right!

The first thing I do anymore is look for the source.

Onion?
Borowitz?
Reality.

[Stallion]

9. Blair Stands by her Man(s)

[Submariner]

11. Well that was a trip and half in the Way Back machine

The big hair days.

[SergeStorms]

13. And he likes his milk whole...

because that's what he calls his mom's nipple, his milk hole, because he's such a gentleman...

Funny stuff.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

14. I need to look around party city more