Along with organic only diet maybe we should get mama's boy Jake Angeli

[Hotler]

an emotional support critter. They really do live with mom.

this pisses me off, every step of the way there seems to be a hands-off or kids glove policy for these traitors.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/jake-angeli-will-be-fed-organic-shaman-diet-following-judge-s-order-report/ar-BB1cGfKf

[Wicked Blue]

1. Scorpion or rattlesnake? nt

[RealityCheque]

2. Emotional support animal?

Do alligators meet that criteria?

[magicarpet]

7. A little kitty offer emotional support... meow.....

[RealityCheque]

11. Did you check to see if they are on an organic diet?

Little mamas boy might cry if they are not.

I wonder if he likes fish. Maybe an aquarium filled with piranhas?

[Siwsan]

3. I'm pretty sure road kill is organic

As are bread and water.

[SoFlaBro]

4. Once the gangs in lockup figure out who he is, he's will get poked up with a sharpened toothbrush.

n/t

[central scrutinizer]

6. He should be able to hide

No distinguishing tattoos or anything

[SoFlaBro]

8. Inmates make calls on the outside to figure out who the new people are all the time.

"I need paperwork on ."

Next call.

"He's MAGA."

[MontanaMama]

5. This treasonous asshole is attempting

a hunger strike.

[LisaL]

9. He wears his emotional support animal on his head.

NT

[ucrdem]

10. And his therapeutic pron stash.

And his favorite cartoon shows.

[Johnny2X2X]

12. He's a "Shaman"

This is the Joe Rogan wing of the Wingnut party. It's the health food eating, double latte drinking, drug taking, snowflake who rip on snowflakes wing of the Republican Party. They pretend to be liberal on some things, but really keeping an open mind to them means falling for easily debunked conspiracy theories. There's a hint of pseudo intellectualism in them, but mostly just from doing some light reading of pop novels without ever having the discipline to become a true authority on any one area of study.

[LonePirate]

13. Blaire Erskine's satire video where she plays Jake's girlfriend is hysterical

Link to tweet

[WhiteTara]

14. My hope there is some guard who is repulsed by

this animal and spits directly on every organic food offering in front of him as he hands the tray through the cell door.