Maryland man who stormed Capitol wearing work badge turned himself in this morning to face federal c

[soothsayer]

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Justin Fenton
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NEW: Maryland man who stormed Capitol wearing work badge turned himself in this morning to face federal charges https://baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-cr-rodean-surrender-capitol-charges-20210113-njo56n23qnbojgvb46yypcb3oq-story.html…

[634-5789]

1. He's probably hungry.

Jackass got fired last Thursday, and figures if he's incarcerated at least he'll get 3 meals and a cot. And (BONUS!) Big Tony. Yeah, Big Tony.

[frazzled]

4. Maybe even organic meals!

All prisoners, actually, should demand special organic diets. Let's see how that goes. Not just organic vegetables, but expensive organic meats as well. The bread must be made from organic flour (I've got a 12 lb. bag of King Arthur organic flour right now.) Only organic milk. I'm sure the government will comply.

[bdamomma]

2. many more to

be arrested and they are still planning to do more violence.

tRump needs to be removed he needs to be stripped of the title of pResident immediately. and all of his enablers too. Who is exacly running our government right now after all these resignations, They all knew and did not do anything.

The media should NOT give any air time to tRump either. He is a criminal and more than that.

[getagrip_already]

5. they pretty much ignored him yesterday.....

even the fbi stepped on his rally with their own presser.

He is out in the cold. He is going to do increasingly bizarre and destructive things just to get attention.

Some children will start fires in their own homes to get attention. so will trump.

[catbyte]

3. Dumbass.

[callous taoboy]

6. He'll have the vegan lasagna, please.

[greenjar_01]

24. I laughed

Don't forget to leave him his cell phone so he can make a phone call.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Why wear identification and announce your workplace when committing federal crimes?

I still do not understand these people.

[Johnny2X2X]

10. They are dumb

Don't spend time trying to understand truly stupid people.

[Irish_Dem]

15. Right, not very bright or terrible judgement. nt

[Irish_Dem]

26. Dumb and brainwashed. They are proud of what they did.

I wonder if arrest on federal charges will enlighten them at long last.

[Deuxcents]

11. It's easy to understand

They’re morons

[womanofthehills]

12. If you know any Trumpers- they are not the brightest

Spelling is especially hard for them. Notice how many are identifiable by their clothes. Planning on storming the Capital today - guess I will wear my pink hat, maybe some horns, or my CFD hat.

[Irish_Dem]

27. Arrest on federal charges may enlighten them?

[Ptah]

40. Probably can't even spell Capitol.

[Hortensis]

17. They were told they were patriots and this the second American Revolution.nt

[Irish_Dem]

19. Right, they were proud of what they were doing.

Led to believe it was a very good thing they were doing.

[question everything]

20. Arrogance. For 10 years- since carrying guns during Obama ACA meetings - no one touched them

Continuing to Trump rallies. No doubt many are amazed that they are being indicted.

[Irish_Dem]

22. Yes they seem entitled and arrogant.

White privilege in action.
Can open carry anywhere and not be touched.

[PatSeg]

28. Their hate and violence

is only surpassed by their gross stupidity. What on earth was he thinking?

[Irish_Dem]

30. Right, hard to fathom. Stupidity and arrogance? They thought they were immune from consequences.

And were proud of their work.

Brainwashed and stupid.

[PatSeg]

35. It really is

I've known people who weren't terribly smart, but were aware of their limitations. At least they were smart enough to know what they didn't know. These fools advertise their stupidity as well as their criminality. A truly special kind of idiocy.

Edit to correct "were" to "weren't" - didn't make any sense, sorry.

[Irish_Dem]

36. Low IQ people tend to overestimate their ability.

Higher IQ people tend to underestimate ability.

[PatSeg]

38. So true

I've found that the more I learn, the more I don't really know.

[gratuitous]

33. Any time you try a decent crime, there's 50 ways to screw up

If you can think of 25, you're a genius, and you ain't no genius.

[Irish_Dem]

34. Not the brightest group were they?

[getagrip_already]

8. "I w3ant/d3m@nd! the viking king diet....

Fresh roasted mutton, fresh bread with lots of butter, potatos, and ale - lots of ale.

And it has to be served by neked little boyz!"

[soothsayer]

9. Perhaps other elves or pixies will try to rescue him

[womanofthehills]

14. There is a pic out there of organic boy and Rudy

Connections

[Raster]

13. Ugly, evil, FOUL little imp.

[durablend]

16. Eh, he'll get his ass kicked in lockup

[Raster]

18. I am NOT a fan of jailhouse justice...

...HOWEVER, for these traitors to democracy, I will make exceptions. They tried to overthrow the United States government. EVERYTHING is on the table.

[FSogol]

25. Magagoblin. They're inbetween hobgoblins and regular goblins.

[greenjar_01]

23. Both this guy and the judge's son seem to be developmentally disabled

It is both infuriating and sad.

[theneworiginal]

29. Or straight out of central casting from Lord of the Rings

Looks like a lot of these "Patriots" stayed pretty close to the script this week.


...except the FBI thing, of course.

[cwydro]

31. The judge's son certainly seems to be so.

Just listening to him for a minute was enough.

This guy might just be rather unfortunate looking. Who knows?

[greenjar_01]

32. He used to work for a bagel place I think in Frederick, MD

The owners of the store decried his actions in an Instagram post, and some former employees came on and said, "well, this is probably inappropriate given that he's got a mental disability," and the owners pulled back and agreed and apologized. I don't have links, but saw the discussion some where. Just conveying.

[cwydro]

39. That's a shame.

But just because they have developmental disabilities doesn’t necessarily make them any more easily influenced.

Just look at all the so-called “normal” traitors.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

37. Yeah, I almost feel sorry for some of these clowns.

Almost.