I wonder if Donnie T realizes that there are no golden toilets in prison?

[Chainfire]

I wonder if he knows that the guards don't give a rat's ass about bone spurs. Is he cognizant of the fact that there is no "fast food?" Does he think that he well be fawned over by "high class" admirers? How will he do working in the kitchen or cleaning garbage cans? Will he like being locked up with people who lost family members to Covid?

He is going to get a belated education.

[brooklynite]

1. Still not convinced he'll ever serve jail time.

[Chainfire]

5. Neither am I, but allow me my fantasies.

I am not sure that, if convicted of serious federal felonies, Biden would allow him to be jailed, and my more adult side says that is the right thing to do. However, Trump can't be denied his day in court to defend his actions, even if it takes years.

[RoadRunner]

2. And the prison commissary only takes money orders.

No credit. Ever.

[1plus1equals1]

3. Give him one

I think a golden toilet in an 8x10 prison cell would be fitting to serve as Fat Donnie's final thrown, but it needs to be a child training toilet...

[lagomorph777]

4. ...or that he may have to drink from the toilet?

[Chainfire]

6. I really wonder that if the founders of our nation could appear today to consult with us today

That they may ask, in all sincerity, "Why haven't you hung him yet?" Didn't we teach you anything about how to deal with tyranny? "What the hell is wrong with you people?" I can see Washington standing in the corner silently shaking his head as if we were wayward children.

Oh Boy, it is beginning, Nancy is speaking, bye for now!

[LastDemocratInSC]

7. They don't even have lids.

So he can gaze into the bowl when brushing his teeth. I'm sure he appreciates the finer things in life like that.

[lame54]

8. Country club prison at best...

He will never do real time