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Catcar

(1,764 posts) Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:42 PM Jan 2021

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How did Lauren Boebert get elected? Didn't she cut off her husbands penis? Methinks so

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How did Lauren Boebert get elected? Didn't she cut off her husbands penis? Methinks so (Original Post) Catcar Jan 2021 OP

Close, but no ... YDogg Jan 2021 #1

My bad Catcar Jan 2021 #5

She is a scary person. madaboutharry Jan 2021 #2

That was Lorena Bobbitt. Shrike47 Jan 2021 #3

I've heard it both ways Catcar Jan 2021 #7

LOL SharonClark Jan 2021 #19

I muted her after her glory to god opening statement PirateRo Jan 2021 #4

I couldn't get to the mute button fast enough! Marthe48 Jan 2021 #8

I practice with each remote at least weekly PirateRo Jan 2021 #10

Impressive! Marthe48 Jan 2021 #18

US Olympic team material! PirateRo Jan 2021 #20

The best she could do was call "bullcrap" Generic Other Jan 2021 #6

That was Bobbitt. Boebert married a sex offender after previewing his penis in a bowling alley. nt woodsprite Jan 2021 #9

You can see clearly my confusion Catcar Jan 2021 #12

but her husband did expose his penis to a 16 year old. here are their rap sheets. IcyPeas Jan 2021 #11

Bloody Hell! Catcar Jan 2021 #14

You beat me to it. MontanaMama Jan 2021 #17

My apologies to Lorena Bobbitt for confusing her (sort of) with such a monster. Catcar Jan 2021 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2021 #13

The penis chopper was Lorraine Bobbitt. Different woman. jmowreader Jan 2021 #15

She's been arrested numerous times and just got her GED this year. octoberlib Jan 2021 #16

We can do better than using an abused woman's name as a punchline. WhiskeyGrinder Jan 2021 #22

I apologized above. Catcar Jan 2021 #24

My wife laughs as I shout NOT ON MY TEEVEE YOU WON'T Watchfoxheadexplodes Jan 2021 #23

She's 34 with 4 kids already ornotna Jan 2021 #25

Gerrymandering DavidDvorkin Jan 2021 #26

Puke woman don't get much. pwb Jan 2021 #27

YDogg

(6,683 posts)

1. Close, but no ...

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:43 PM

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... cigar?

Catcar

(1,764 posts)

5. My bad

Reply to YDogg (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:43 PM

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madaboutharry

(42,033 posts)

2. She is a scary person.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:43 PM

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This is the woman who wants to bring her Glock onto the House Floor.

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

3. That was Lorena Bobbitt.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:43 PM

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Catcar

(1,764 posts)

7. I've heard it both ways

Reply to Shrike47 (Reply #3)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:44 PM

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SharonClark

(10,497 posts)

19. LOL

Reply to Catcar (Reply #7)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:53 PM

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PirateRo

(933 posts)

4. I muted her after her glory to god opening statement

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:43 PM

Jan 2021

I have no use for her, her god nor the cloud he rode in on.

Marthe48

(23,175 posts)

8. I couldn't get to the mute button fast enough!

Reply to PirateRo (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:44 PM

Jan 2021

n/t

PirateRo

(933 posts)

10. I practice with each remote at least weekly

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #8)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:46 PM

Jan 2021

I can find it in the dark, even when the remote is upside down.

Marthe48

(23,175 posts)

18. Impressive!

Reply to PirateRo (Reply #10)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:52 PM

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lol

PirateRo

(933 posts)

20. US Olympic team material!

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #18)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:55 PM

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Generic Other

(29,080 posts)

6. The best she could do was call "bullcrap"

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:44 PM

Jan 2021

on Impeachment vote.

woodsprite

(12,582 posts)

9. That was Bobbitt. Boebert married a sex offender after previewing his penis in a bowling alley. nt

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:44 PM

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Catcar

(1,764 posts)

12. You can see clearly my confusion

Reply to woodsprite (Reply #9)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:47 PM

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IcyPeas

(25,475 posts)

11. but her husband did expose his penis to a 16 year old. here are their rap sheets.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:47 PM

Jan 2021

plus she is a high school drop out

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Catcar

(1,764 posts)

14. Bloody Hell!

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:48 PM

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MontanaMama

(24,722 posts)

17. You beat me to it.

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:52 PM

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Thank you for posting this. Bang Bang Boebert is a disaster. What a degenerate. She needs to GO.

Catcar

(1,764 posts)

21. My apologies to Lorena Bobbitt for confusing her (sort of) with such a monster.

Reply to MontanaMama (Reply #17)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:59 PM

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Response to Catcar (Original post)

Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.

jmowreader

(53,194 posts)

15. The penis chopper was Lorraine Bobbitt. Different woman.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:48 PM

Jan 2021

How she got elected was by campaigning on four basic issues: guns, abortion, immigration and total acceptance of Trump's agenda. Boebert owns that restaurant in Colorado where all the servers walk around with guns on their hips.

octoberlib

(14,971 posts)

16. She's been arrested numerous times and just got her GED this year.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:50 PM

Jan 2021

I think there ought to be some qualifications for candidates to run for office. Not education wise but if you repeatedly get arrested, this indicates a problem.

WhiskeyGrinder

(26,955 posts)

22. We can do better than using an abused woman's name as a punchline.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:59 PM

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Catcar

(1,764 posts)

24. I apologized above.

Reply to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #22)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 03:02 PM

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Watchfoxheadexplodes

(3,542 posts)

23. My wife laughs as I shout NOT ON MY TEEVEE YOU WON'T

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 03:02 PM

Jan 2021

As I clickety click

ornotna

(11,482 posts)

25. She's 34 with 4 kids already

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 03:04 PM

Jan 2021

If she did she did a poor job of it.

DavidDvorkin

(20,589 posts)

26. Gerrymandering

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 03:31 PM

Jan 2021

Colorado will add a House seat next year, or possibly two. I'm hoping her district will be split more logically then.

pwb

(12,669 posts)

27. Puke woman don't get much.

Reply to Catcar (Original post)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 03:32 PM

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