It was a beautiful impeachment. People who watched the impeachment said it was the most

[Solly Mack]

beautiful impeachment ever. People who know impeachments say they have never seen one like it before. It was perfect. No one could have done it more perfect. It was an impeachment that will go down in history. In the history of impeachments, this impeachment was tremendous. Some people are saying there will never be another impeachment like it.

When it comes to impeachments, this impeachment will be second to one.

[leftieNanner]

1. "I know more about impeachments than anybody."

[Kid Berwyn]

17. "Believe me."

[leftieNanner]

26. Dang it!

I left off the two most important words.

Believe me!

[Kid Berwyn]

38. That's because intelligence and integrity are important to you.

OTOH:

Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents, New Analysis Finds

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169

[mackdaddy]

65. "You KNOW this was the greatest impeachment ever!"

I really hate it when someone tells me what I do or do not know..

[NCjack]

132. "There were good people on both sides" of my 2nd Impeachment.

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. tRump knows impeachment.

[leftieNanner]

42. At this point,

I think that might be the Biblical definition of "know".

[BobTheSubgenius]

110. Too bad there isn't a brand to build.

It doesn't have quite the ring of "Bo knows," but it's not nothing.

[XanaDUer2]

45. Whaaaaa!

and true in this case!

[Denvermosaic]

57. Actually he does, he holds the record for impeachments.

[LiberalLovinLug]

62. "I know more about impeachments than anybody."

Well he at least knows more about impeachments than any other President in history.

[packman]

73. Damn, you beat me to it

[marble falls]

97. Ding! Ding! Ding! We gotta winnah!

[Solly Mack]

105. LMAO

[Cirque du So-What]

2. And Madame Speaker had the best words

[Solly Mack]

13. She did

[hlthe2b]

3. Most people EVER applauding at home, on cell phones, at the dog park, in cars stopped in traffic

I have this on absolute authority.

[wryter2000]

12. Some people are saying

Some are saying there was unanimous agreement.

[electric_blue68]

19. Bwah! 😂 Truth!

[Solly Mack]

25. Hehe!

[dalton99a]

4. A Very Tremendous Impeachment

indeed

[Solly Mack]

152. It was, truly.

[captain queeg]

5. Very strongly impeached.

Any other missing adverbs/adjectives?

[Solly Mack]

7. Bigly?

[wryter2000]

6. A capitol policeman came up to me

and said, "Sir, yours was the finest impeachment ever."

[Solly Mack]

8. LMAO

[ZZenith]

21. He had tears in his eyes!

[0rganism]

23. were there tears streaming down his burly cheeks?

the best Sir Stories include lots of tears.

[wryter2000]

29. You bet

Even his K9 officer was crying.

[hibbing]

52. props for the first in on this one :)

[malaise]

113. Holy Shit that's hilarious

[roamer65]

9. A BIG BEAUTIFUL impeachment.

[onetexan]

76. Yes, bigly beautiful impeachment

That said, our impeachment managers & Madam Speaker did an amazing job running the whole show so well, despite the shenanigans Jordan &Mccarthy were pulling. Im so glad 10 Republicans voted their conscience. I wish they could do this all the time.

[dchill]

10. "People are calling from all over. They're saying it was totally appropriate."

"They're saying it was a perfect call to Impeach me."

[Solly Mack]

153. Well, they're saying it on Twitter but he wouldn't see it. LMAO

[Nevilledog]

11. This big Proud Boy came up to me, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Sir..."

[Solly Mack]

28. "Can I rub your hair for the luck of the impeached?"

[lame54]

14. Tremendous

[Solly Mack]

151. So tremendous the word might just get retired.

Like the jersey of a sports players. 'Cept for losers.

[rickford66]

15. People are saying.

I know it and you know it. Sir !! There's tears coming down my cheeks.

[Solly Mack]

144. Hehe

[0rganism]

16. bonus points if you can turn it into a "Sir Story"

10/10 would impeach again

[Solly Mack]

103. A few "Sir" stories in the thread. Funny!

[lame54]

18. Now, let's impeach John Barron

[Solly Mack]

31. And David Dennison.

[Dan]

20. A beautiful Impeachment?

No, but it was a validation of the Constitution and confirmation of the rule of law.

[Solly Mack]

24. We are mocking Trump.

Using his own words.

[Dan]

37. I know, but I feel such sadness.

I hope he is convicted in the Senate, but there is still (for myself) a feeling of “failure” (not sure what the right word should be) because it was necessary (as a nation). Somewhere something when wrong...with our (as a nation) selection of this man to be our president. Most of us had a sense of who Trump was, but he was elected anyway - we’ve got to fix the conditions that enabled the election of such a man, that is the ultimate correction. Until we do, it can happen again - and that is why I feel such sadness.

[Solly Mack]

40. I'm saddened by what he and his enablers have done to America.

But in this moment, I'll take this as a step forward. I'll laugh because if I start crying, I may never stop.

I watched the events unfold on January 6th and feared I'd end the day seeing a mob murder members of Congress. The dread I felt then has not gone away.

So, I'll giggle now, knowing full well the battle has not be won. Yet.

[Tommymac]

22. It's Huge. Huge. Numbers like this can't be ignored. Biggest numbers ever.

TEN.

[Solly Mack]

156. Ha! lololol

[Hekate]

27. Well done, DUers!

[Solly Mack]

30. I know! Great responses! I'm giggling like mad!

[Hekate]

36. With a little more effort we can make this a DU Classic!

[Blue Owl]

32. It was a perfect impeachment. Everybody know it.

[Solly Mack]

157. And they're calling him to congratulate him.

[Elwood P Dowd]

33. World leaders are calling me raving about my tremendous and bigly impeachment.

They are happy like you've never seen before.

[Solly Mack]

34. !

[Elwood P Dowd]

43. Thank you for the OP.

Best laugh I've had today.

[Solly Mack]

47. You're welcome! I've loved the replies.

[Solly Mack]

35. Thank you all for the wonderful, (be) best, beautiful, and perfect giggles!

[H2O Man]

39. Recommended.

Yep!

[JHB]

44. I believe the approriate wording is "a perfect impeachment" n/t

[Solly Mack]

46. It was that, indeed.

[benld74]

48. BREAKING: Trump becomes first actor,,,

from Home Alone 2 to be impeached twice

[Solly Mack]

50. Impeached Alone 2

[NHvet]

49. I saw what you did there!!

[Solly Mack]

51. :)

[majdrfrtim]

53. The Nielsen ratings for this impeachment

are the biggest EVER! No one has ever seen ratings this big!! The numbers are unimpeachable!!

[Solly Mack]

88. Fake news!

[majdrfrtim]

127. Fake Fake News!!

They were the biggest crowd of Nielsen ratings in the history of the universe!! Everyone has said so. They all have. Nielsen said so himself. He *and* Hugo Chavez! Hugo even admitted that, earlier today, on Twitter. At least that’s what everyone is telling me, because that rat Jeffrey Epstein (who’s not dead, and this proves it) got my Twitter shut off, just to try to hurt my feelings. Which he did. Bigly.

[Solly Mack]

129. A double fake makes for a real.

[hibbing]

54. The impeachment has been analyzed by many experts.. n/e

[Solly Mack]

89. Heh

[GopherGal]

111. They were all amazed by how perfect it was. (n/t)

[coti]

55. It was a landslide!!! nt

[Solly Mack]

158. Of course! No fraud. No cheating. Just counting the votes.

lolol

[Dopers_Greed]

56. Trump is losing so much

I actually think I'm starting to get tired of all the losing.

[jrandom421]

63. Is there even a thing

as Trump losing so much?

If there is, there's no way I'd get tired of it!

[Solly Mack]

90. He could lose more. I'm not tired yet.

[justhanginon]

58. Kudos to you. That was extremely well done. Thanks

[Solly Mack]

93. I just got it started. Everyone has been great!

Thank you.

[lastlib]

59. (Well, to pick a nit--it IS second to ONE impeachment....)

not in quality, maybe, just in chronology.

But you're right--every future impeachment in history will look back at this one, but they'll never top this one. It was tremendous, a work of impeachment art! Nobody is better at getting himself impeached than Donald tRumpski.

[Solly Mack]

92. Iffin we don't pick nits nits will never get picked.

[burrowowl]

60. Yes, a very proper and just impeachment!

[Solly Mack]

148. And fun in a schadenfreude kind of way.

[brer cat]

61. Well done, Solly!

K&R

[Solly Mack]

98. Thanks, brer cat

It's been a group thang. :0

[DEbluedude]

64. "I tell ya, I know, I've had more impeachments than anybody. Big. Beautiful. Impeachments.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

66. Are we still winning bigly ?

He is so much worse then they will even say.

[Solly Mack]

96. We still have to quash the insurrectionists but this has been a boon.

Sad, tragic - because of what he's done - but a boon.

[Lucinda]

67. And I slept through it...

[Solly Mack]

94. S'OK. He's still impeached. Again!

[Lucinda]

118. YES!

❤️~✿~❧~🌿~❧~✿~❤️

[malaise]

68. In with the 100th rec

[Solly Mack]

87. It's been fun! The replies have been witty and intelligent.

Unlike anything Trump.

[malaise]

91. Great subject line

[jb5150]

69. A lot of people are saying ..

It was a perfect impeachment.

[Solly Mack]

101. Millions, even. Around the world. World leaders are cheering.

[Joinfortmill]

70. The best.

[ffr]

71. Can you wave your accordian hands when you do it?

I'm not sure I understand fully without that.

[Solly Mack]

85. Yes. Yes I can.

[Dukkha]

72. I like presidents who don't get impeached

especially TWICE!

[Solly Mack]

84. Ha! lololol

[muntrv]

74. Bigly beautiful impeachment.

[JohnnyRingo]

75. ....and everybody knows it.

especially the other side.

[Solly Mack]

82. Yep! lol

[wryter2000]

77. I'm putting Jared in charge

of keeping count of all my impeachments. And Ivanka will soon tweet a picture of her impeaching her baby.

[Solly Mack]

81. Yes, but with a costly centerpiece of something tacky.

[Ilsa]

78. Damn. I would have loved to have seen this on his twitter feed.

Great job!

[Solly Mack]

79. Heh. He would have too. Would mean he still had one.

lol

[enid602]

80. send off

I'm so glad we were able to give him a heartfelt and appropriate send off.

[Solly Mack]

83. I hope it made him as happy as he has made me.

[enid602]

100. Italians

Actually, I was kind of hoping for the send off the Italians gave Mussolini and his girlfriend Clara, but they always had a flair for such things.

[liberal N proud]

86. ROFL

[samplegirl]

95. It was a huge impeachment!

[Solly Mack]

99. Bigger than Chy-na!

[malaise]

104. He was impeached twice in less than one year

Let that sink in - and Swalwell warned us.

[VladmireTrumpkins]

102. Some said to me..

Sir, you're was the greatest impeachment ever!

[onecaliberal]

106. That is what many many people are saying.

[Solly Mack]

155. Is it any wonder he's so paranoid? :)

[hay rick]

107. Borowitz did a funny piece on this.

Polling shows that this was Americans' favorite impeachment. It was the rare case when the sequel was better than the original. This was not WW1984.

[Solly Mack]

108. LOL! Love it!

[Rhiannon12866]

134. Borowitz:

Majority of Americans Say This Is Their Favorite Impeachment of Trump
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214909260

[ChazInAz]

109. When this impeachment went down

I saw people dancing in the streets.
Now my impeachments are the biggest in town.

[twodogsbarking]

112. Thousands of them

cheering and laughing and looking at the solar eclipse while flushing the toilet fifteen time and taking a two hour shower all at once.

[LuckyLib]

114. Like nobody's ever seen before! In the history of our nation!

[Solly Mack]

149. The truth!

[Mr. Ected]

115. Melania Trump: "This Be Best Impeachment"

"I really don't care, do U?"

[Solly Mack]

147. lololol

[bullwinkle428]

116. Sir, is it true that Mexico is paying for this impeachment?

[Solly Mack]

120. lololololol

[Richard D]

117. Can I repost this?

With credit if you'd like.

[Solly Mack]

119. Go for it. No need to credit me.

[Totally Tunsie]

121. He should be dancing!

[Solly Mack]

122. Your MAGA Cowardly Ass got impeached! Again!

[Nitram]

123. And I have to say, Trump was the perfect impeachmentee. He ranted and raved, so it looked like he

really hated the idea, doubling the fun for all involved. I don't think I'll ever enjoy an impeachment as much as I've enjoyed Trump's Second Impeachment. I can't wait, though, for all the state indictments to start pouring in. I'll enjoy every minute of Trump's denial, whining, and eventual humiliation. Yup. It was a beautiful impeachment.

[Solly Mack]

146. I'm hoping he'll get everything he so richly deserves.

[Brother Mythos]

124. I admit, I did miss the first one, but I definitely watched the last three.

And, out of all the impeachments I've seen, this one is by far the best! I have no doubt that when they finally come out, this impeachment will have gotten the highest ratings. So, does that mean Trump will finally win that Emmy he's been whining about all these years?

[Solly Mack]

145. The Nobel Prize for Impeachments!

[BHDem53]

125. It was yuuuuuge. So much bigger

than Obama's impeachment. And Mexico is gonna pay for it!

[Solly Mack]

140. Perfect!

[AntiFascist]

126. The conviction will be BIGLY n/t

[Solly Mack]

143. There's a positive thought!

[yuiyoshida]

128. Bigly!

[Solly Mack]

142. The bigliest (?) ever!

[Jetheels]

130. Nobody gets impeached like I do.

That’s what they tell me. The fake media can’t impeach like I do. My impeachment’s are better than anyone’s ever since Lincoln. All this impeachment you’d think I was a peach tree. They love my impeachment’s. Mine are the biggest greatest impeachment. I alone and only I can get impeached like this. No one’s seen impeachment’s this big. Are you listening China?

[Solly Mack]

139. Excellent! lol! And so like him.

[malaise]

131. I know more about impeachments

than anyone in history

[Solly Mack]

138. Yes, he does!

[malaise]

141. This thread is hilarious

[Jakes Progress]

133. I keep hearing this everywhere.

[Solly Mack]

137. lol! He does say that often.

[AwakeAtLast]

135. Someone in the White House told me

This was the #1 Impeachment. A+!

[Solly Mack]

136. Of course! And they would know!

[malaise]

150. She knows

from JHBs cartoon thread of the same name
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214921369

[Solly Mack]

154. Now that IS perfect!

[Elwood P Dowd]

159. Everyone is envious of my tremendous impeachment, even Supreme Court justices Thomas, Alito,

Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Roberts, and Barrett. So sad they can't experience this beautiful ceremony. Maybe Rudy can help them.

[Heartstrings]

160. A perfect impeachment!

[sarge43]

161. It was bigly. n/t

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

162. "Many people have told me it was the best impeachment they've ever seen."

"Don't ask me to provide any names."

[Aristus]

163. Men came to me, big strong proud men, came to me with tears in their eyes and said:

"Sir, it was the most beautiful impeachment anyone has ever seen. Many people are saying that..."

[Jetheels]

164. Chyna, who doesn't love Chyna? Is Chyna not the greatest because I do deals with Chyna.

The best deals. They love my impeachment. We’re doing some of the best impeachments even Chyna wants in on them. Who knew Chyna, way over there, Hillary would never know where Chyna was. And Russia, Russia Russia, they love me too. Can you hear me Russia? I can’t help it. Everybody loves me nobody loves me more than anyone. Russia saw my impeachment’s and I gotta tell ya that’s why I’m the best. That’s why you love me the best. Who does impeachment’s like I do?

[Initech]

165. Huge impeachment, the biggest ever! It was a perfect, perfect impeachment!

Nobody knows impeachment better than I do, I have the best impeachments! Of any president!