I think I know what would really send trump* around that final twist

[Siwsan]

Barack Obama buys a golf course and the PGA decides it's the ideal place to host a championship.

[dchill]

1. Make it so!

[redstatebluegirl]

2. No doubt!

Problem is Barack is a smart guy and knows golf courses are horrible investments right now. Young people want no part of it so they are going to slowly die.

[Karadeniz]

3. That is positively DIABOLICAL!!!! Well done!!!

[blm]

4. Lolol

[electric_blue68]

5. Bwaaahahahhaaaaaaa 😂😂😂 👍

[Enterstageleft]

6. I think he should wait about two years...

There will be some foreclosure sales on golf courses then.

[TexasProgresive]

13. My thought exactly - maybe pick one up for back taxes

[Brother Mythos]

7. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant idea!

Perhaps the purchase could be crowdsourced, and somehow added to The Barack Obama Presidential Center.

[snowybirdie]

8. Actually

The Obama Library in Chicago has plans to expand the golf course already on the site. Tiger Woods is involved! Ha!

[Denzil_DC]

9. Meh. How about if Obama buys one of Trump's golf courses

(a number of them should be going pretty cheap in the near future) and it then gets the PGA seal of approval?

[Siwsan]

10. That would put a big old knot at the end of that twist!

[progressoid]

28. And names it the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Golf course.

[jmowreader]

11. Better idea

Find a golf course owner who absolutely cannot stand Trump - which probably describes any course superintendent in an area that has one of Trump's courses as competition - and have him pay President Obama a small amount of money to license the use of Obama's name. Just think: in a few months there could be a whole chain of Barack Obama Golf Links from coast to coast.

[2naSalit]

12. I'm sure it would leave a permanent mark!

[TeamPooka]

14. They could just name an event after him too. The Barack Obama Open

and then one after Hillary and one for Michelle for the LPGA
and then one in the PGA for Biden.

[Vinca]

15. OMG - you're so right.

[Mopar151]

16. Club Obama would be awesome!

Hawaiian location would set tone/style for
Southeastern US "reboot" of a classic course in need of a new identity. Most of Trump's properties would be better off planted to turnips!

And a shaved ice stand near the "19 th" hole!

[sarge43]

17. That's mean. Please proceed. n/t

[safeinOhio]

18. See him on the cover of Golf Digest's Man of the Year

issue.

[Sedona]

19. In Hawaii

?v=1565986074

[klook]

31. That looks a lot like Kenya.

[BlueIdaho]

20. How about we take a plow to Trump's courses

And plant hemp? All proceeds go to feeding hungry children.

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. Too good.

I'd add a modification, if I could. Get Jeff Bezos to finance it. Soros would just be too obvious.

[wendyb-NC]

22. That's it.

The con would spontaneously combust on the spot.

[srose58089]

23. Obama on Mount Rushmore?

How about the National Park Service announcing plans to honor Obama with putting him on Mount Rushmore. Sorry tRump you blew your chance.

[mwooldri]

26. Not the Six Grandfathers

We done enough damage to that mountain.

[HuskyOffset]

24. Supreme Court Associate Justice Barack Obama...

...who replaces the impeached Associate Justice Brett “I Like Beer” Kavanaugh.

[barbtries]

25. yeah, that would do it

lol

[NCjack]

27. Trump will not sleep well due to plotting defenses to block Obama.

[BComplex]

29. Brilliant!

[AwakeAtLast]

30. Please proceed! n/t

[Blue Owl]

32. Bwah!