Moscow Mitch is 78. Botox much?

[My Pet Orangutan]

We assume that with his ugly turtle neck, MM is WYSIWYG. Umm ... no.



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[LakeArenal]

1. That is the least of my problems with Mitch.

The ugliness inside can not be Botoxed.

[Aristus]

2. I'm only 52. But nary a wrinkle.

Staying out of the sun helps preserve my boyish good looks...

[My Pet Orangutan]

8. Now that I would not have guessed.

Sir, you are wise beyond your years.

[In_The_Wind]

15. I guess

your only tan lines are from your sunglasses

[Aristus]

16. Sheesh!

I haven't had tan-lines of any kind in years!...

I know I ain't purty, but I don't want the sun to ruin what I've got left...

[MoonRiver]

3. If so, he wasted his money

[lagomorph777]

4. There's a really interesting TV series about him; it's called "Ancient Aliens."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Turtles don't age much; they start out looking old.

[My Pet Orangutan]

6. +!

Love it

[50 Shades Of Blue]

7. Steroid treatment for some medical condition?

A 70+year old friend with several medical issues was on steroids and looked puffy and smooth like that.

[FSogol]

9. 78 isn't even middle age for a turtle. n/t

[Blue Owl]

10. Soon the real grim reaper will come a-calling...

[happybird]

11. ...

[OnDoutside]

12. By law turtles have to get a new shell every so often.

[DavidDvorkin]

13. Not necessarily

I've known people whose skin was smoother than that at a greater age, and botox was not involved. It can be a combination of good genes and avoiding the sun.

[lettucebe]

14. He does look much better with a mask tho

[Maru Kitteh]

17. I've long thought he has some kind of palsy that affects his

appearance and to a very slight extent, speech.