Get Your Trumpy Bear - deep discount going fast

[Sugarmaggie]

Regular price 99.99 now selling for 34.99

[catbyte]

1. The paws are too big.

[Laelth]

5. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[Demovictory9]

12. ugly design

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. I'd be surprised if the outfit importing them paid more than $5 apiece for them. NT

[Hekate]

3. Not even for 99 cents!

[Ms. Toad]

4. Not deep enough. n/t

[Croney]

6. Only $13.99 on eBay with free shipping. Of course,

I shouldn't have searched it, because now I'll get emails. "Are you still interested in Trumpy Bear?"

No. No, I am not.

[kimbutgar]

7. I don't have a this bear but if I had one I would do some torturous things to it!

[gratuitous]

10. What kind of things?

Kathy Griffin things? Fargo things? The Thing things?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. Some say the spork signalled the end of civilization; I say trumpy bear sales did it.

[Vogon_Glory]

9. They need to recall and retool these bears

They’d look great wearing orange jump suits

[Initech]

11. I wouldn't take one even if they were free!

[Drahthaardogs]

13. I received one as a joke from my uncle

I’m thinking burning effigy

[demtenjeep]

14. if I found one at a thrift store for a dollar, I would buy it for my dog

and let him hump it