Trump wants to throw himself a big going away Party.

[Chainfire]

Army Band, 21 gun salute and the rest of the trimmings. I guess us taxpayers will have to pay for a crowd of cheering actors too.
I would have been all for a going away party three years ago, but now, I hope the cannons use live shells.

The Pity Party for a petty, pouting, parting, pants pooper. I promise the tyrant will have at least one person cheering when Marine One takes off. Me! And don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshole!

[yankeepants]

1. You and Melania!

[Blue Owl]

2. I'll volunteer to shit in the punchbowl

[Ohiogal]

3. And how much do you want to bet

he just leaves with his goon family in tow, and does not go around to the staff to thank them and say goodbye - the housekeepers, the chef, security people, etc.

[LuckyLib]

8. I remember reading about the departure of the Obamas. The entire

White House staff was in tears. Careful goodbyes to every workers at the WH from groundskeepers to kitchen staff to housekeepers. Classy people.

[Ohiogal]

16. I'd be in tears, too

Saying goodbye to such decent honorable people and knowing what was incoming.

[central scrutinizer]

17. Well, duh!

Compared to the incoming racists, they should have been sad, if not fearful

[judesedit]

4. I thought a 21 gun salute was for veterans, not for fake bone spurs con men

[gratuitous]

5. Oh, there are going to be yuge going away parties, Donald

Or did you want a party where you're actually invited?

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Great idea! Have it at Mar-el-Loco!

EVERYBODY'S invited! Especially Oaf Keepers, Po' Boys, Boogieboogie Boys, MAGATs, all his favorite people! OPEN BAR! NO LIMIT! Gunz Welcome!

[Baclava]

7. I think Times Square should have a ball drop countdown clock for noon when he leaves!

[moonscape]

9. Excellent idea! n/t

[Lady Freedom Returns]

10. His not going to get it.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/pentagon-confirms-military-will-not-hold-traditional-farewell-ceremony-for-trump/

[frogmarch]

14. Not the traditional military farewell, but

snip:

Trump is reportedly considering throwing himself a farewell ceremony that would include military flourishes like a 21-gun salute.

[Chainfire]

22. Well, ain't that a bummer! I wonder if he will get the message!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Is he going to give himself an award too?

[llmart]

19. No, but he's going to give himself a pardon.

Count on it.

[smirkymonkey]

12. Oh, there will be plenty of "going away" parties alright.

He just won't be invited to any of them.

[Donkees]

13. 🎉 🎈 🎊

[tanyev]

18. Think of it as dropping him off in Smaland at Ikea so he doesn't run wild

in the store and take a dump in one of the display toilets.

[Kid Berwyn]

20. How about Septic Tankers pass in a 10 flush review?!

Huge!

[captain queeg]

21. Sure, start at 11:45 and pull the plug at exactly 12:00, everyone pack up and go.

[bdamomma]

23. One more

super spreader.

[Chainfire]

24. The Old boy can now take his vermin-ridden family to

Palm Beach and see how the local high society welcomes losers.

[Brother Mythos]

25. I would love to see the look on Trump's face as a military band plays ...

"Hit the Road Jack" while he boards Air Force One for the last time.

[Chainfire]

26. I would suggest ending the program with the rousing tune that is so appropriate!

[marie999]

29. First Russian song we learned at The Defense Language Institute.

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. Is the Maggot paying for it himself?

[Chainfire]

28. That question reminds me of a conversation I was involved with a few years ago.

A bunch of coworkers were talking about a trip to a bar for a celebratory drink. One of the coworkers was a model gorgeous new worker. I told her that it would be her turn to buy. She gave me a coy smile and said, "I never buy."