Marco Rubio really asked for this...

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[essaynnc]

1. oh hell...

who was he referring to, the lamb of God - trumpf? himself? some other reprobate????

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Tartuffe Effect -- The more pious & larger the cross one wears, the more of a fraud and hypocrite.

[Irish_Dem]

29. My thought as well, who the hell is he referring to? himself or Trump, god forbid. nt

[blueinredohio]

2. Hilarious

[MyOwnPeace]

3. Man, walked right into that!

[SledDriver]

4. Set. SPIKE.

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[Iliyah]

5. shithole's daughter is planning on running against Rubio . .

and the nightmare continues.

[rustbeltvoice]

15. Both current Florida senators are wretched:

Lil Marco, and Skeletor.
T****'s spawn is a distasteful joke. She is absolutely as Samantha Bee described her as a feckless @@@@, yet she would be less of a slimy ooze than the current duo.
Has Florida a Democrat that can win?

[DENVERPOPS]

35. Daddy, look

I'm gonna be "governmenting"........I'm going to primary Rubio............Can you and your friends "fix" this election for me daddy???

[SharonClark]

6. I had no idea he was so "religious" but his twitter

account is full of it. Maybe he’s practicing for his next grift after he loses his Senate seat.

[LuvLoogie]

8. I think he is self-medicating with those posts.

It's what gets him through looking in the mirror every time he shaves or does his combover.

[rustbeltvoice]

13. Rubio is an opportunist that poses.

When he lived in Nevada, he converted his family to Mormonism. Last time, i read about him, being in Florida he claimed to be Catholic while attending a Baptist (non-denominational) church (i think exclusively). Whatever his current piety is, it is a false one. Rubio is a poser.

[TexasBushwhacker]

17. He lived in Nevada as a child

His parents converted the family to Mormonism. I'm no fan of Marco, but let's stay factual.

[rustbeltvoice]

27. The Rise of Marco Rubio, by The Washington Post's Manuel Roig-Franzia

"Another book out Tuesday, The Rise of Marco Rubio, by The Washington Post's Manuel Roig-Franzia, also sheds light on Rubio's time as a Mormon."

The book's author also notes that "faith was a central tenet of Rubio's life" and noted that a young Rubio had an unusual control over his family's religious identity, helping bring them to the Mormon faith and then back to Catholicism.
https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=54325018&itype=CMSID

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. At 8 years old? That's unusual alright. N/t

[PCIntern]

18. I think he's gonna have to convert to Judaism

Because Princess Sparkle Pony purports to be one. (I am not buying it for one second).

He wil claim his family were Marranos. Just watch.

[rustbeltvoice]

26. My memory was a little off.

I do remember reading he was enthusiastic in his Mormonism, i did not remember his age.

"In contrast to my parents, I immersed myself in LDS theology, and understood it as well as an 8-year-old mind can," Rubio writes.

"Although my school grades were never impressive, I was a voracious reader, and I studied church literature and other sources of information to learn all I could about the church's teachings."


https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=54325018&itype=CMSID

[dixiegrrrrl]

41. Guess he is not gonna be mentioning the adultering much...

not yet ready for primetime truthiness.

[irisblue]

7. Rubios social media director needs to take his phone. Maybe

[machoneman]

9. Hey, give him some chops! He's figured out it's more financially rewarding to be a ...

Minister of Trump than a U.S. Senator.

[Marcus Pullarius]

14. Lamb chops? n/t

[iscooterliberally]

34. Judo Chops

[malaise]

10. ROFL

[Traildogbob]

11. Behold the sacrificial lambs of Trump

You tiny little prick.

[plimsoll]

12. The freak show imagery that would go with trump as the lamb of god is really

Warped.

Trump on the cross?
Trump rising after 3 days.

I feel sick.

[keithbvadu2]

28. Would believe Trump over Jesus for credibility...

Would believe Trump over Jesus for credibility...

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/11/21/trump_voter_if_jesus_christ_came_down_from_the_cross_and_told_me_trump_was_with_russia_i_wouldnt_believe_him.html

About 2:55 on the timeline.

"Let me tell you," he continued. "If Jesus Christ gets down off the cross and told me Trump is with Russia, I would tell him, hold on a second, I need to check with the president if it is true. That is how confident I feel in the president."

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[ShazzieB]

39. SICK!!!!

That is just plain gross! 🤢🤮

[DENVERPOPS]

36. How about this image instead

The land where Trump is a man......, and the sheep run scared..........

[plimsoll]

38. That's a baaaaaad joke.

[keithbvadu2]

40. When your kids call you daaaaaaaaaaaaddy.

When your kids call you daaaaaaaaaaaaddy.

[peggysue2]

16. What is it with Rubio?

Does he think quoting Bible verses is his main job as a US Senator?

These people have lost their minds!

[hay rick]

19. It's his distinctive brand of pandering. nt

[cstanleytech]

20. Its not Marco 5'3 its Marco 1,17,21

[calimary]

24. 1 6 21.

We won’t forget that one, Marco, even while you try to.

[zebrastripe]

21. " the "lamb represents Christ as both suffering and triumphant"

" the lamb represents Christ as both suffering and triumphant" Does Rubio think he is Christ?

[jaxexpat]

23. Vague, thy name is Rubio. Jaxexpat 1:17-21

[Habibi]

25. I snort lol'd nt

[Irish_Dem]

30. Rubio is Catholic and Catholics were not raised on Biblical scripture.

So this is just BS pandering on his part.

[Blue Owl]

32. Drop that mic!

[BobTheSubgenius]

33. BWAHAHAHAHA!

That - I was going to say "rube," but that's a little corny, especially for an epithet I didn't even intend as a pun.

OK. That effete little idiot just cannot stop stepping on his own dick, can he?

[demtenjeep]

37. he is a dweeb

nothing else