Trump's big sendoff is looking like it will be Rudy and the Pillow dick.

[Miles Archer]

NO PENCE.

NO LINDSEY

NO MILITARY PARADE

NO MAGA RALLY

SAD! UNFAIR!

[demtenjeep]

1. That is too great

not even his fluffer?

[Cirque du So-What]

4. I think Ivan's will be there

[sop]

7. Even Lindsey "fluffer" Graham will attend Biden's inauguration.

[Blue Owl]

9. Mike Lindell is the new fluffer

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[niyad]

2. Need more caffeine. I read "pillow tick".

[napi21]

3. HA! I hope it stays that way. He'll probably pay some people to be there so it LOOKS like at least

some people are still with him. Remember, he paid people to attend when he announced he was running.

[Miles Archer]

5. Yep...check Craigslist for an ad

And when he sees the Biden coverage...and you know he will...he'll be all messed up with no way to tweet.

[electric_blue68]

6. He did?! (paid people when he announced his run)

And I'm a NYC'r!

[jcgoldie]

8. Stephen Miller wanted to come...

...then they told him its early but the sun will be coming up and he'll need to be back in his coffin.

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. No celebrities?

Surely they’ll be celebrities.

Whatever. It’ll be the biggest send off ever...period.

[SoCalNative]

12. Yeah, where's Kid Rock

and Ted Nugent? Surely they'll be there, right?

[Beaverhausen]

11. Scott Baio? Sarah Palin? James Woods?

will none of his a-list celebs be joining in?

[SoCalNative]

13. Maybe Kirk Cameron?

if he can tear himself away from his anti-lockdown rallies.

Or Antonia Sabato, Jr.? I'm sure he has no plans....or work. I don't think even Hallmark calls him anymore.

[Glorfindel]

14. Surely Jon Voight will be there!

n/t

[sop]

15. Hannity, Pirro, Carlson, Dobbs?...No one's showing up? Oh, the horror!

[alphafemale]

16. Is it even sunrise yet at 7:30 at that latitude?

A cold dark desolate windy tarmac

Seems about right.

[dutch777]

17. Yeah, but they can each bring 5 strippers!

[Initech]

18. You know what this feels like?

It feels like those middle school movies where the kids finally find a way to kick the bully's ass and then the bully gets knocked down like 100 pegs. So sweet!

[Miles Archer]

19. It's Ralphie & Scut Farkas in "Christmas Story."

That's the first one that came to mind for me.

[Initech]

20. Or the fate of the O'Doyles in Billy Madison!

[keithbvadu2]

21. Rudy with his hand out.