Dragging his feet. Get on the helicopter already.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

Trump milking the headlines for all he can. What is taking him so long?

[bearsfootball516]

1. He's desperate not to leave.

He knows once he does, he's never coming back.

[malaise]

2. He's always late

Maybe they'll have to drag him out

[Rorey]

4. I do hope so

Seeing him actually getting dragged out would be a fitting end to his failed pResidency.

[malaise]

12. Half an hour late according to Kaitlan Collins - might need this

[ProudMNDemocrat]

10. Diaper change perhaps?

Sounds about right, malaise.

[hatrack]

14. Well, it depends . . .

Probably another line or six of Adderal.

[Rorey]

3. Is he waiting for more people to show up?

He invited all of this humiliation onto himself.

[NoMoreRepugs]

5. He knows what waits for him and he is nothing but a coward.

[lagomorph777]

6. He's blowing diarrhea.

He knows the rest of his life is going to be nasty, brutish, and short.

[dchill]

7. GET TO ZE CHOPPAH!

[Buckeyeblue]

8. He was just told that at 12:01 pm he will be arrested.

[Liberal In Texas]

9. Being late is one of his passive agressive traits. He wants people to wait for him

because he wants to show that he's more important than they are. The longer the wait the more importance he believes he exudes.

Very narcissistic.

[Blues Heron]

11. GET OUT OF BIDEN'S HOUSE!

loser to the end

[Wednesdays]

13. He's hoping someone will show up.

Anyone.

[C_U_L8R]

15. Cut the cameras. He's manipulating, again.

[mnhtnbb]

16. Finally!

[ResistantAmerican17]

17. Silver lining----the call sign will change while he's in the air!!! Boom ya bell end.

[durablend]

18. About time

Probably whining to the press about "Stolen election"

[Judi Lynn]

19. Someone check the bathroom.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

20. Holding hands... How touching.

[Mike 03]

21. Praying that the Deep Cleaning Crew has already begun to sterilize and de-Covidize

the White House.

Burn the linens, toss the cups and plates!

Clean inside the drawers and beneath the desks. Stephen Miller probably stuck COVID boogers underneath the chairs.

[GopherGal]

22. Have you ever floor-scrubbed your way to a door?

I"m picturing the White House cleaning crews gradually herding Cheatolini toward the exit...