What was Mike Pence thinking during Biden's speech?

[StarfishSaver]

Wrong answers only

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Can I go now?

[MontanaMama]

2. Hoping to remain

fly free for the duration...that and wondering what’s for lunch.

[spooky3]

3. "Too bad Mother's here and I can't talk to all these hot chicks." Nt

[Freddie]

4. Hurry up I have to pee

[keithbvadu2]

5. Now I can leave Mother and marry a nice young republican man.

Now I can leave Mother and marry a nice young republican man.

He will trust me to be alone with a woman.

[rurallib]

6. My buddy, Donny, tried to have me killed in this building

two weeks ago today.

[spooky3]

7. That sounds like a right answer. Nt

[keithsw]

8. Wow

We were really a couple of Fuck Ups!

[NurseJackie]

9. Did Mother remember to turn off the iron?

[NurseJackie]

10. I need to buy some PowerBall and MegaMillions tickets. But don't tell Mother.

[BGBD]

11. "Does he know how much I love him?"

[Mr.Bill]

12. I wonder if Starbucks is hiring?

Oh, wait...I don't know how to make coffee, Mother always does that for me.

[frogmarch]

13. Pence was still wondering

why the band played Itsy Bitsy Spider as he himself made his entrance.

[jcgoldie]

14. Good thing mother's here...

...to protect me. These loose ravenous democrat women can’t control themselves around me!

[if..fish..had..wings]

15. Is there a fly on my head?

[MineralMan]

16. "Why did I have to play second fiddle to that orange asshole?"

[Wellstone ruled]

17. Hey Mother,where did you put those

Unemployment applications?

[JHB]

18. Since it's "wrong answers only"...

[Kittycow]

19. "When the Invocation mentioned knowing

right from wrong, I was at peace cuz God knows, I always did the right thing."

(wrong answer)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. Who? nt