I don't recall Trump's Poet Laureate...

[lame54]

But I picture someone reading limericks in a bathroom stall

[OneBlueDotBama]

1. Victoria Jackson.... n/t

[Atticus]

9. Damn! There goes another keyboard! nt

[Cirque du So-What]

19. She can still do headstands

but when she does, people RUN!

[Turbineguy]

2. Whoever wrote

He who writes upon these walls.....

There once was a man from Rangoon.....

There once was a Knight named Sir Nates....

[Wounded Bear]

12. Don't forget the "man from Nantucket"...

[diva77]

17. or the man from Boston

[NotASurfer]

3. Andrew Dice Clay must not have been available

The Diceman might have been appropriate

[MontanaMama]

4. There once was a man from Nantucket...

[dhill926]

10. GMTA haha....

[Noodleboy13]

5. Rudyard Kipling's rotting corpse

but only when he and his followers are feeling literaray and edjucated.


peace,
Noodleboy

[dweller]

6. Nothing rhymes with orange

so there
✌🏻

[JHB]

7. Samuel Quint, from the small oceanside town of Amity

[MuseRider]

8. The bathroom guy?

This gum tastes funny.

[Wounded Bear]

14. These mints taste funny, too...

[MuseRider]

18. Ewwww

Lol!

[TheBlackAdder]

11. No children's poet could afford the $500,000 bribe fee just for a temporary title.

[0rganism]

13. I assumed it was Kanye

Only way all that crap made sense

[11 Bravo]

15. I believe it was the first guy to write, "Here I sit, broken hearted ...

tried to shit, but only farted", on a men's room wall.

[nolabear]

16. Joy Harjo. Who's a wonderful poet and activist, but I doubt he had any idea she was his.

I think she was appointed by the Library of Congress (as they all are officially I think) and I'm sure she did good works in the name of poetry. My impression is that nobody in that crowd gave a rip so they just filled the position with someone who they thought would look good.

I'm not sure she's not still poet laureate in fact. Youth Poet Laureate may well be a different appointment.

[maveric]

20. Kanye?

[cojoel]

21. "Why Does the Caged Child Cry?"

and other classic poetry from the Trump Administration. Now officially on the dump heap of history.

[mackdaddy]

22. Kid Rock....