Overheard at Mar A Lago this morning...

[EarthFirst]

“Get your own god-damned Diet Coke!”

[sandensea]

1. Mar-a-Loco

Although in Latin America, some call it Mar-a-Vago.

Vago meaning layabout (usually given to vices as well).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Mierda-Loco works for me.

[sandensea]

5. Here's hoping Deutsche Bank seizes it

God knows that if you or I owed $400 million to any bank, and we had an investment property like that - it would be seized in a New York minute.

It's a amazing how Cheeto managed to get so much leniency by all these creditors, over all these years (mafia connections?).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Everything he owns is probably completely mortgaged.

Trump is probably legally insolvent (debts greater than liabilities).

[sandensea]

7. As he once told his tootsie Ivanka:

"You see that guy?" (points to a homeless man on 5th Avenue) "He's actually richer than me!"

Cheeto's been living on other people's money since he lost everything in '91.

Question is? Why would they have been bankrolling him - with millions - for so long?

Was making him a puppet president something that had been in the works for 30 years, as some have speculated?

(if so - talk about stupid plans!)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. How much do you want to bet that he pardoned Steve Bannon because

of Bannon's connection to that Chinese sugar daddy - now that no halfway legit bank on earth will lend to him?

[sandensea]

9. No doubt about it

Same goes for Bob Zangrillo, I bet.

"Private investment firm based in Miami" is, as you know, journalese for drug money laundry.

[dutch777]

2. Maybe Biden will mail him the button.

Jared and 18 overpaid consultants can figure out how to hook it up, I am sure.

[magicarpet]

3. trDumpie must be really cranky about now.