"Lolos very nearly executed the perfect crime," 😆 Trump terrorist busted at airport

[underpants]

Last edited Fri Jan 22, 2021, 05:34 PM - Edit history (1)

Alleged Capitol Rioter Gave Himself Away By Repeatedly Yelling ‘Trump 2020’ On Plane

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/alleged-capitol-rioter-gave-himself-away-by-yelling-trump-2020-on-plane


Alleged Capitol rioter John Lolos might have gotten away with it — if only he hadn’t been kicked off of his flight out of D.C. for yelling “Trump 2020!” then caught the eye of a police officer who recognized him from Instagram.

“Lolos was a passenger and was disturbing other passengers on the airplane by continuously yelling ‘Trump 2020!’ Due to the continuing disturbance, the flight crew decided to turn the airplane around and go back to the gate to escort Lolos off of the flight,” the affidavit alleged.

Fate intervened. Forty-five minutes later, the airport officer who responded to the incident was scrolling through his personal Instagram when he came across a video of the Capitol attack two days earlier.

The airport officer notified some nearby Capitol Police investigations division officers of his discovery. Those officers subsequently detained Lolos at the gate. After the arrest, police searched Lolos’ luggage and allegedly found the same flags he was waving in the video from the Capitol, still hooked together — “further corroborating his involvement in the January 6, 2021 events.”

[Cirque du So-What]

1. This is like an episode of World's Most Stupid Criminals

or whatever it’s called.

[Jerry2144]

12. It's called

tRump’s base

[MagickMuffin]

2. LOL LOL's

[polmaven]

40. GOOD one!!

[Laffy Kat]

3. Once again, not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[yellowcanine]

4. A tool, but not the sharpest tool.

[yardwork]

34. Perfect!

[catbyte]

5. Hoisted by his own petard.

Edited to add the link to the arresting officer's Statement of Facts affidavit. It's great reading:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.225773/gov.uscourts.dcd.225773.1.1_1.pdf

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. LOLOS might be henceforth be used to mean, Laughing Out Loud - Oh Shit!

Thanks for the link!

[erronis]

16. Excellent. In your honor, HTP.

[not fooled]

39. Hahahahaha

That's great.

[MLAA]

59. Perfect

[Grokenstein]

25. Thank you!

It IS a fun read. Some of these scumbags really think they're untouchable.

[geardaddy]

27. And I love that the assigned judge is probably a Muslim!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

33. One thing about that puzzles me a bit...

"...a crime to (1) knowingly enter or remain in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority... "

I wo see why it has to say " enter it remain." Doesn't "enter" cover that, since you can't remain unless you already entered.

Is it in case someone was allowed--had lawful authority--to enter the building but was required to leave and didn't? Maybe someone on an authorized tour who hid somewhere inside and didn't leave when they were supposed to?

[atse]

52. Makes sense to me

Let's say you're allowed to be inside until five, but you stay past that limit. The law needs to cover that sort of situation too.

[reACTIONary]

58. It could also cover the case where one...

... unknowingly enters and then is told to leave, thus knowingly remaining.

[ailsagirl]

64. That's for sure!!

[Bluethroughu]

6. Traitor headed for prison, selfie that.

[SunSeeker]

7. I love stories with happy endings.

[Vogon_Glory]

8. Another Trumpkin Being His Best

Which wasn’t nearly good enough.



Book him, Crocker!

[lagomorph777]

9. Might need to work on his stealth skills.

[patphil]

10. That was dumb, but typical of these Trumpsters.

The only dumber thing he could do would be to mail a death threat to Biden and put his return address on the envelope.

[DFW]

13. It boggles the mind

If these goons ever acquire any common sense, the country's got problems.

Of course, if they continue their stance of "hey, Ma, lookit me, I'm a hoodlum," containing them will be a somewhat simpler task.

[srose58089]

14. Stupid is as stupid does. John "loco" Lolos

The first amendment gives everyone the right to be stupid.

https://graydon.law/the-first-amendment-and-our-god-given-right-to-be-stupid/

[LiberalLovinLug]

15. These guys are so delusional

He probably thought he could get the whole plane to chant along with him. Still believing his Dear Leader that most people voted for him.

[wnylib]

17. They really believed that there was no

down side to attacking the Capitol. Their leader told them to do it and he was the most powerful man in the world so it must be ok. Why hide?

Even if arrested, their leader would come through for them and reward their heroism. So why not show their faces proudly?

What a let down when he threw them under the bus. What a shock that they are treated as criminals and not heroes. How can it be that their leader actually DID leave the White House and without even pardoning them first? Who knew it could end this way?

And how appropriate that this guy is named Lolos.

[NellieStarbuck]

18. Them MAGAts is smaaaaart!

[Yeehah]

19. Good police work!

Thanks to the officers who busted this imbecile trump bumpkin.

[58Sunliner]

20. Yelling Trump 2020 in 2021. All around dummy.

[catbyte]

28. And an obnoxious one at that. I'll bet the other passengers applauded when he was booted off

the plane. These flight crews are not putting up with any MAGA bullshit, like the pilot of that American jet flying from DC to Phoenix who threatened to "put the plane down right then, boot them off, and strand them in the middle of Kansas if they didn't behave."

[58Sunliner]

35. .....

[Hekate]

21. My first thought was: that's the Hawai'ian word for idiot. ...

Which it is. One lolo is an idiot or a moron.

Strange world. I’m really glad the pilot decided to turn around.

[underpants]

22. I just learned something

Thank you.

Mahalo

[Dave Starsky]

72. Ha ha! Exactly! Hawaiian for idiot or crazy person.

[PatSeg]

23. Oops

Might as well wear a sign on his back. The stupidity is beyond comprehension.

[iluvtennis]

24. Wow.

[musclecar6]

26. Anyone

Who is stupid enough to follow the Orange Barking Brainless Clown, deserves everything bad that comes their way. Morons.

[orangecrush]

29. Buh bye

[Jon King]

30. Lets hope some of them just drop out of politics..

The best end result is that a bunch of these clowns get disillusioned and simply stop voting. That, along with changing demographics, could keep the next right winger out of the White House.

[Vinca]

31. The stupidity of these people is mind boggling.

[Kid Berwyn]

32. Antifa, huh?

May the terrorist’s next plane ride take him to Gitmo.

ETA: LOLOLOLOLOL.

[Blue Owl]

36. K&R

[Iggo]

37. They still think it's a matter of opinion whether they committed a crime or not.

On the one hand, it’s fascinating and hilarious.

On the other hand...nah, yeah, still funny.

[somaticexperiencing]

38. Loud and not smart. What a great combination! Perfectly apt.

[Marie Marie]

41. They make it sooooo easy.

[HUAJIAO]

42. The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

[WinstonSmith4740]

43. We've all had fun with this one...

But I haven't seen it on this one yet, so...

[COL Mustard]

44. I Thought Lolos Was The Name Of A Group

Like the Boogaloo Bois. Didn't realize it was the dud's name (yes, I did that on purpose). I love seeing stupid criminals catch themselves.

[MoonRiver]

45. Qs are not the brightest

[NutmegYankee]

46. Video of that dumb fuck right here:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/other/trump-supporters-kicked-off-delta-flight-at-ronald-reagan-washington-national-airport/vp-BB1cHzdx


The lady in Red was also a capitol hill attacker. She was also arrested.

[underpants]

48. Thanks. Watched and went to ready the text. It flipped to the next story

So I start reading and see this


Monkeys huddled together outside a Buddhist temple to keep themselves warm during a cold spell in Thailand. The gang of primates were shivering at Prang Sam Yod temple grounds

[ffr]

47. Flush! Bye-bye, you worthless POS!

[BrightKnight]

49. Some people just have to drool and drag their knuckles everywhere. - nt

[Ferrets are Cool]

50. He just got scarfed up sooner than he would have been otherwise

[JohnnyRingo]

51. Yer shittin' me.

I complained to a maskless idiot that it's getting easier and easier to spot you Trumpers.
Book him Dano.

Don't be “too nice,” when arresting certain suspects. “Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head...I said you can take the hand away, OK?” Members of the crowd cheered at that remark. — Donald Trump

[underpants]

54. Video up thread "I only said 'Trump 2020'"

How he said appears to be the matter at hand. You have to be quite a pain to get a whole airplane turned around.

[LudwigPastorius]

53. I don't expect your average Trump supporter to be very bright, but...

GODDAMN that's one stupid motherfucker.

[Dave Starsky]

73. ALL of these people they're catching are stupid as shit.

It's absolutely amazing to me that they've been able to function in society as long as they have. I don't know how they manage to tie their shoelaces every morning or not get lost in their own front yard.

[Nitram]

55. "Oh, damn, I almost got clean away. I better start yelling 'Trump 2020' to get them to turn this

plane around."

[Mopar151]

56. Drunk with STUPID! nt

[BobTheSubgenius]

57. "executed the perfect crime."???

If "the perfect crime" means getting on a plane without repeatedly shouting "I'm escaping! Arrest me!" then yeah. Perfect crime.

These people need their own category in the Darwin Awards, or similar.

[underpants]

71. I got that from the article. I thought it was a nice treat the writer threw in

Lolos very nearly executed the perfect crime, but his undying and obnoxious love for then-President Donald Trump would spell his downfall, according to a Capitol Police officer’s affidavit unsealed in the District of Columbia.

[lpbk2713]

60. No Mensa membership for you.

OMFG

[orleans]

61. my god, how stupid can you get?

[ailsagirl]

65. A rhetorical question, I am assuming!!!

[orleans]

66. yep n/t

[rpannier]

62. It's nice when they make it easy

[Initech]

63. Gathering Of The MAGGALOs.

[underpants]

70. MAGGALOS

[Cha]

67. Shouldn't Lolos have been arrested

even before that for causing the Pilot to turn the plane around?!

Anyway good on the Airport Officer for spotting him in the instagram photos.. Oh & good ol Lolos had a big bloody hand in getting himself into Custody!

[Withywindle]

68. This is like an episode of COPS, federal treason edition

It could only be more perfect if he had no shirt on.

[dixiegrrrrl]

69. I get cold shivers when I realize we were saved b/c their stupidity.

Every day we are learning how organized and well funded the attacks were,
and how far trump was willing to go to stay in power.