Talk about inheriting the wind! . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

ex-PresiDented Donald J. Trump is saying: "Remember this, son, you can't trust anyone who's not family. . . . You can only count on those closest to you. . . . They are the only ones who really know how to listen to you. . . . They're the only ones who truly care."

Barron Trump is thinking: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

[tblue37]

1. Barron: Unfortunately, I'm with Stupid--for now.

[StClone]

2. Not for too long. Barron is only 15, T-Wrecks is 75.

Having a dotard parent 60 years your senior has advantages. In ten years Mr. Tee's health will likely be profoundly compromised. What can Barron expect to inherent? Nothing good.

[hlthe2b]

3. The odds against poor Barron are astronomical. He may benefit from less time with Trump, but

Melania--Good Gawd. A mannequin would be more caring and an ice cube provides more warmth. If he somehow turns out different from his siblings, it would be a demonstrable miracle.

[Thtwudbeme]

6. I spent a long time thinking Tiffany might be different

Nope- She's an Ivanka wanna-be.

I DO hope Melania keeps Baron away from his brothers, and their SO's though

[samnsara]

4. barrons been in his own little world for awhile now...

[skip fox]

5. D.T. reassures his son:

"Don't worry, Barron, at eighteen you get a lobotomy and it all goes away."