Hey, fellow radical leftists...

[MrScorpio]

How are all y’all doing this first weekend under the radical leftist regime running America?

Why are we not all speaking Chinese yet?

Before you know it, we’ll all have a UBI and free healthcare and then we’ll all be doomed.

How do you say “Hail Satan” in Chinese?

[leftieNanner]

1. I'm Still Waiting

For my check from George Soros..............

[Solly Mack]

2. I'll take some of that doom, please.

[SCantiGOP]

3. I sitting by my front door with my guns

in case anybody tries to sneak in and give me free healthcare.

[steve2470]

19. can't have anyone in the guvmint giving you healthcare, no sir! :) nt

[Irish_Dem]

4. Ni Hao, Comrade.

(Hello in Chinese). Pronounced KNEE HOW.

I know, we will have child care, retirement at age 55.
Plenty of inexpensive food.

It will be the ruin of us.

[msongs]

5. is there anything on amazon not made in china? nt

[meadowlander]

6. Watching Ron Klain and Lawrence O'Donnell talk about actual policies the other day

was like 鸡汤 for the soul.

I was really depressed for the week after the riots and even through the inauguration I wasn't really feeling it. But then watching an actual press secretary holding an actual press conference answering actual questions and then Ron Klain laying out an actual coherent policy agenda, I felt better than I had for five years. That's the moment when the clouds parted for me.

问候撒旦!

[steve2470]

7. Привет товарищ! (greetings comrade in Google-ish)

I welcome our Communist overlords, and am excited about the confiscation of all excess property and cash, to be given to the poor.

(you idiot trolls, I am joking, ok ?)

[matt819]

8. Well...

We are all worshipping the mittens of an avowed radical socialist. So there is that.

BTW, if it was so cold, why wasn’t Bernie wearing a hat?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. Wow, man, that's like radical. Don't Bogart.

[underpants]

10. Rooting for the socialist football team tomorrow. Looking forward to the taco trucks on Monday

We were promised taco trucks on every corner.

Green Bay Packers.

[Chainfire]

11. I read on the conservative forum today that Biden has thrown in the hat on Covid.

Given up, accepted defeat, nothing to be done. He has already been declared a major failure as President.

The Chinese (or Russians) have already taken over 30% of the population, and the dumb bastards don't know it yet.

[soothsayer]

12. I read Biden's Oval Office is a set and drumpf is signing EOs at maralago

I really, truly did.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. I ate Chinese food for dinner.

Does that count?

[Dagstead Bumwood]

14. Just eating my borscht

and dreading my shift at the tractor factory come Monday. Most of all I hate that my blue jeans were seized

[Septua]

15. Still recovering...

..from a chronic state of anxiety, waking up every day, wondering what crazy shit Trump might say or do before dark; going to bed at night after reading about the crazy shit he said or did, fearful of what he might say or do before daylight...

It's going to take some time adjusting to a state of normalcy.

[Chainfire]

16. A lot of us need a ten step program!

Every time I think that we have the adults back in charge I catch myself grinning like a mule eating briars.

[Septua]

17. Where do they get...

..the shit about socialism and "authoritarian" government? Trump had us at 2/3 authoritarian control and it was never mentioned. How many Democrat controlled Congresses and Democrat Administrations have there been and the Socialist state has yet to emerge?

The conservative/Republican disdain for Democrats is mostly because we won't close the borders, won't deport all the non-whites and won't let everybody buy an Uzi without some background checks. I'm not sure some of them know what true Socialism is...

[Enterstageleft]

18. And why haven't I seen the taco trucks on each corner...

Yuuummm! Tacos.