"We're eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now," a McCarthy aide told Axios.

[Nevilledog]

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Tweet text:
Jim VandeHei
@JimVandeHei
🚨 "We're eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now," a McCarthy aide told @axios
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is seen speaking during a news conference.
McCarthy takes heat from every direction as House Republicans feud following the Capitol siege
The GOP leader is trying to appease all sides, and getting burned in the process.
axios.com
4:32 PM · Jan 24, 2021

https://www.axios.com/kevin-mccarthy-criticism-trump-impeachment-295d5309-8f5a-40ce-a97b-5aee436db191.html

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Bon appetit!

[Cha]

10. I was gong to say.. Bon Appetite, Assholes.

[sheshe2]

16. I was going to say...

Time eat what you spew. You reap and eat what you sow.

[FakeNoose]

2. Tots and pears

[Thekaspervote]

6. Followed by a main course of crow!!

[irisblue]

3. Suffer long suffer hard

[Xipe Totec]

37. Bleed long and Fester, nt

[IcyPeas]

4. too bad he couldn't find any toilet paper for that

[leftieNanner]

5. GOOD!!

You deserve it. Kevin McCarthy is a complete disgrace. He's massively stupid. Massively! And the fact that he was chosen to be the leader of the House Republicans is stunning. Looks like he's a coward as well.

[LakeArenal]

7. Kevin, Get your head out if trump's ass and you'll eat less shit.

[struggle4progress]

8. "None of us realized just how divisive an attempted coup would be"

[KentuckyWoman]

26. This

[electric_blue68]

27. Ya THINIK?!!!??!!???! 😄😂🤣🤪🤪😠😠😠🤬🤬

[lindysalsagal]

29. Did the idiot really say that, or are you goofing?

(Goofing is fine, btw)

[struggle4progress]

32. I use my ESP a lot whenever I don't have links to documented quotes

If I have actual links, I try to provide them

[panader0]

39. Succinct.

[NCjack]

9. My neighbors are losing everything. Don't know where

their meals will come from next week and after.

Damn Repukes. You should have nothing until you provide for those who now have nothing.

[babylonsister]

13. Your last sentence is so true.

And I feel for your neighbors; this is probably happening a lot and we don't hear about it all that often...yet.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. Elected officials' compensation should be tied to their constituents' income.

[Volaris]

42. Fuckin a it should...it should median for the bottom 80%.

You want a raise? Pass legislation that puts useful infrastructure jobs and healthcare into your district. Let's have a race to the TOP for once, and see how it works.

[WyattKansas]

61. And their benefits.

If a large number of their constituents don't have a lucrative pension fund and retirement perks, then they should do without as well.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

62. That's why I said "compensation". The total package should be keyed to constituents' finances.

[StClone]

11. Well when that's what your make that's what you eat.

Or in other words, you made your bed....

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

47. Or going all biblical on the nimwads... Reap what you sow... Need ketchup? n/t

[Cha]

12. Suck It UP Wimp Noodles!

[ret5hd]

14. I've heard tell of a decent shit/chocolate pie recipe...

Never tried it myself, but...

[Enterstageleft]

15. Try Franks Hot Sauce...

some people have been know to put that sh!t on everything.

[NCjack]

70. Frank's, Texas Pete, Cholula, 505 Southwestern, chipotle, and more.

It makes most food better. Eggs, buttered toast, all meats, fish, shellfish, onion rings, and so many more.

[tblue37]

17. Womp womp. nt

[3catwoman3]

18. And they earned every mouthful.

No leaving the table until they are members of the Clean Plate Club.

[sheshe2]

19. Oh Kevin, you seem angry.

Link to tweet

[sheshe2]

21. Hey, Kev.

Link to tweet

[magicarpet]

22. Well McCarthy,....

..... Coup d 'etats and militia inspired military juntas are not pretty.

Did you seriously think this trDump bullshit was going to be like a walk in the park to feed the swans, geese, and ducks ?

[Guilded Lilly]

23. Just Deserts.

[Walleye]

25. I see what you did there. What about coffee break and bedtime snack as well

[Guilded Lilly]

44. Works for me! Heh :)

[bucolic_frolic]

28. McCarthy is as bad as two Gingriches.

The only reason you don't know it yet is because he's never been Speaker. And hopefully he never will be.

[calimary]

34. Oh Good Grief, Kevin!

You’re really embarrassing yourself. Trying to hav it both ways and failing utterly, miserably, and publicly grotesquely.

[DanieRains]

30. And His Friends Haven't Even Been Arrested Yet

It worked so well in Michigan....

[hibbing]

31. Resign n/t

[SunSeeker]

33. If you're going to get attacked no matter what you do, why not do the right thing?

At least then your conscience will be clear. And if you believe in God, as all Republicans claim they do, then doing the right thing also means means you're not sinning.

[calimary]

35. Heck, are we sure he even has a conscience?

[SunSeeker]

38. I honestly don't know how you can be a Republican if you have a consience. nt

[niyad]

36. Awww, geeee. Your boss was scum to start with, and then he backed sedition and an

insurrection. WTAF did you complicit morons THINK was going to happen??? You work for scum, I assume you are scum as well. Eat up!

[yaesu]

40. OK aide

[elleng]

41. As you SHOULD!

[thenelm1]

43. Another Republican McCarthy of a different name - or a dumber version of same. n/t

[OhNo-Really]

45. Would like some Grey Poupon with That Republicants shit sandwich?

You’ve been feeding America for 11 f**kn years?

[NellieStarbuck]

46. Good. 'Bout damn time.

[Salviati]

48. Not nearly enough...

They're going to have to eat shit for every Hobbit condoned meal, they're going to have to discover 7 extra spatial dimensions for them to take heat from before it's even close to what they deserve.

[orangecrush]

49. You are what you eat, mofo.

[Acornsouth]

50. this happen in the Congressional shower room after....

https://giphy.com/gifs/bath-26FPBDkw3OF35BJpS

[Ilsa]

52. Well, that's a new one for me.

Never, could I ever have thought of something so gross.

[BobTheSubgenius]

51. Try to please everyone, and you end up pleasing no one.

Or so olde tyme common wisdom tells us. I guess he has to make the effort, because one side or the other running over their opposite numbers would most likely end with the GOP more or less dissolving.

Wait. What's wrong with that?

[Talitha]

53. Eat it till you like it.

[herding cats]

54. Eventually the piper demands their due.

You can't have it both ways forever. Eventually, it will catchup to you if that's the game you play.

I'm not convinced this is the due date yet for Republicans who endorsed the insurrection, but their time is coming. Watching them squirm now is a nice bit of entertainment until that day.

[roamer65]

55. Hahahah.

Eat shit and die, Repukes.

[GulfCoast66]

56. Think it's bad now motherfucker.(sorry for the language, but the times).

You think suburbanites like insurrection?

Lindsey Graham was right. Elect Trump and you destroy the party. You make the rural, redneck base happy and lose the 20% of your party and all the corporate money. Corporations don’t like insurrection. Less than tax increases. Which sinks you. Placate the money and non-insane 30% of your voters and the religious nuts and Q idiots take their ball and go home. And potentially become violent which further increases your peril.

And we democrats? There will be no midterm advantage for you. 2022 will be 2018 on steroids. We’ve seen you endgame and will reject it.

[SWBTATTReg]

57. So well deserved. After all, you reap what you sow...

[Blue Owl]

58. ATTENTION CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD: Ready... Aim... FIRE!

[SeattleVet]

68. With this gang, it's usually "Ready - FIRE! - aim"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

59. Being green Republican style?

[MyNameGoesHere]

60. Now they're worried about their diet

After licking orange anus for 4 years. Right.

[hunter]

63. Tapeworms have tapeworms have tapeworms, it's shit all the way down when you are a Republican.

Nobody has to be a Republican.

[Buns_of_Fire]

64. Served with a side of tots and pears, of course.

"Come, feast upon my bounty," sayeth God-Emperor Donald.

[Mc Mike]

65. Glad you're getting practice at the first part of the old saying.

Now do the second part, repuglinazi moron.

[BillyBobBrilliant]

66. I'm not sure, but

in his case wouldn't that be technically cannibalism?

[spanone]

67. It's too good for them.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

69. McCarthy, you and the GOP deserve this-

you took on Frankenstein's monster, thinking you could control him. He is crapping all over your party and rather than showing a spine and getting rid of this asshole once and for all, you are by your own words eating his shit for every meal.