Fear will keep them in line, fear of this now fully functional Jewish Space Laser.

[PurgedVoter]

We have analyzed the blueprints. There is a vulnerability.

[PersianStar]

1. Spaceballs!

[electric_blue68]

2. "It is the Ultimate Power in the Universe"

[3Hotdogs]

3. Donald's Space Force -- right now, they are polishing the glass on a large mirror that they will use

to reflect the laser beams back to the mother ship. They are looking for a way to track the smaller escort vessels but so far, they are too fast for the mirrors to track.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

4. Some people say.... Soros and Lewis Black have almost taken control of it.

With their hands on the controls, all the Chick-fil-As and Hobby Lobbies better get deflectors installed on their roofs.

Anything with a T***p flag, sticker or poster, too.

Lewis will keep George entertained during the more boring battles.


KY.....

[C_U_L8R]

5. Shmeared by an everything bagel beam.

Whattaway to go.

[dutch777]

6. Funny string...well done all! Let's build the paranoia for the righties...the laser is focusing!

[Sneederbunk]

7. Iran is trembling.

[roamer65]

8. Oy vey!

https://m.

[MuseRider]

9. My son just came home

and told me of a meme he saw on FB.

First they use the Jewish Lasers in space.

Next comes the Death Star of David.

Finally they get you with the Macabeams.

[Hekate]

10. Gaaaah. I will have to remember that! Thank your son on my behalf...

[MuseRider]

11. I wil.

My husband is Jewish and we all had a good laugh over this one.

[Hekate]

12. I think my husband will also get a laugh out of it

[PlanetBev]

13. We'd never burn up California

There are a lot of us Jews here and I ain’t moving to Pine Bluff, Arkansas.

Besides, you probably can’t get good matzoh ball soup there.

[Ohio Joe]

14. Wait... The space laser identifies as Jewish?

You gotta wonder how exactly that works