White House Dogs Dig Up Trump's Tax Returns on South Lawn

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being hailed as an amazing act of canine heroism, President Joe Biden’s two German shepherds have dug up Donald J. Trump’s tax returns on the South Lawn of the White House.

According to sources, shortly after the President let Champ and Major out to play in the snow, they started sniffing one small patch of the lawn and digging intently.

Within minutes, the two White House pooches had unearthed twenty years’ worth of Trump’s federal tax returns, which they eagerly deposited on the Oval Office carpet for their master’s perusal.

Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trump’s home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric.

Back at the White House, Biden had little to say about Champ and Major’s adventure other than “Good boys.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-dogs-dig-up-donald-trumps-tax-returns-on-south-lawn

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[Wounded Bear]

10. Yeah, nice to see it's return...

[moondust]

2. Good boys!

Such good boys! Get some treats!

[GopherGal]

14. But steer clear of the left-over hamberders

and Trump steaks.

[Collimator]

3. This guy is too good.

Or the world has become too bizarre. I've been burned by this writer before. Now, I check for the Borowitz label before getting worked up over ridiculous reports. (Alas, I don't find it as often as one might expect.)

[Dem2theMax]

4. 😄

"Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trump’s home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric."

[EndlessWire]

5. LOL!

Efficient, and getting right to work!

[MissMillie]

6. extra treats for Major and Champ !!!(n/t)

.

[GeoWilliam750]

7. It is so nice

That I do not have to wonder whether it is real or Borowitz

[erronis]

8. Hope the wonderful dogs were given sanitizer mouth wash after touching anything to do with them.

[Fritz Walter]

9. "Within minutes,..."?!?

Maybe if the hounds had a backhoe — and that’s not a subtle reference to Melania (at least not here and now) — would they be able to unearth that many financial skeletons!

Keep digging!

[calimary]

11. Andy Borowitz!!!

[FakeNoose]

12. And it's a snow day too!

Good doggies!

[Digger]

13. That's great news.

God only knows where the trump family buried donald's soul.

[UTUSN]

15. Hah - I knew who this was!1 Am going to snitch to Rhiannon!1

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. Don't be surprised if they bring in dug up bones.

We just never know what happened during the night for four years but we do know how much tRump likes to exact revenge.

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Everyone needs a dose of Boro every day. Thanks for posting.....

[brooklynite]

17. ...and then ate them (so you still won't see them)