GOP Breakfast Cereal

[NanceGreggs]

Now contains only two ingredients: flakes and nuts.

[TheBlackAdder]

1. Don't forget the snowflake shaped marshmallows.

[mezame]

2. Granola State

California, the strangest place on Earth.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. What the hell does your post have to do with anything, especially this thread?

[mezame]

7. Nuts & Flakes

I was reminded that this is how Californians have been viewed for a long time. There's even a book out about it. In a parallel universe, it might even be a joke.

[COL Mustard]

3. The Main Flavoring

Is bitter tears.

[JHB]

6. And bile

[DFW]

5. In Texas

We get mostly Cornyn Flakes