Do it Matt, please!

[EleanorR]

Link to tweet

[Grins]

1. Even Trump is not stupid enough to hire a drunk NM

[cwydro]

4. What's NM stand for?

[Arkansas Granny]

5. No message.

[cwydro]

6. Lol, thanks. I'm used to eom and nt. Nt.

[Leghorn21]

9. Hey Granny, "Drunk No Message Gaetz" works fine for me!!

Also, wouldn’t he be JUST the guy to defend his repulsive idol??

YES HE WOULD!!

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Peas in a pod, Leghorn, peas in a pod.

[Nitram]

15. LOL! I thought it might mean "Drunk New Mexican."

[Blue Owl]

2. How can we make this happen?

[GopherGal]

3. Have Obama speak out against it.

Though he may be too honest to not say what we all really think: "Please proceed"

[pamdb]

7. DUI Matt

Oh, please, please, please,please. Pay for View!!!!

[grantcart]

23. You can say that again

[pamdb]

8. DUI Matt

Oh, please, please, please,please. Pay for View!!!!

[calimary]

27. You can say THAT again, too!

DUI Matt!

Close the gates on Gaetz!

I also like “SLAM the gates on Gaetz.” Whichever is more painful.

[IcyPeas]

11. pft! these a-holes never mean anything they say. /nt

all talk no action

[marble falls]

12. Trump'll do it. The price is right. But like they say in the Halls of Justice, "Free legal ...

... advice is worth exactly what one paid for it.

[ffr]

13. He can join "playing with himself" Rudy too.

[not fooled]

14. Who wouldn't trust

this honest, charming face?

]

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. What a complete lack of self respect, dignity, etc. Dude, in this metaphor

you're not even "Igor". You're more like Igor's third assistant down. You basically get the scraps five levels down from your "Masssssster!".

[aggiesal]

17. Mr. Gaetz, please raise your right hand ...

You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

[sarchasm]

18. Gaetz is so full of it.

What absolute BS.

[NCjack]

19. Yes! Resign now. Your Master is waiting at MaL. This case is a slam-dunk.

You will become famous and will follow Trump into the WH.

[dlk]

20. Talk is cheap

Histrionic grandstanding...

[ad121rome]

21. As a Florida resident

I would welcome his reservation. As a matter of fact, sooner would be better than later. Go Matt! Really, Gooooo Matt. Go home.

[Grammy23]

28. As a FL resident in Gaetz' district--

I support him resigning his seat. Oh, please, oh, please!

[Deuxcents]

22. All blow n no go

Just do it!

[Magoo48]

24. What an excellent idea.

[Sneederbunk]

25. In the footsteps of Rudy Giuliani.

Big shoes to fill.

[SheltieLover]

26. Please proceed.

[yaesu]

29. reminds me of an episode of I Claudius when a brown nosing Senator made it known that

he would gladly give his life so his sick emperor Caligula would live. Well, Caligula got better & thanked the Senator for his offer & told the bewildered Senator not to take too long killing himself as he would hate to have the Imperial guards do it.

[Dem2theMax]

30. Please please please please please please please

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!

I'll even send him a pen so he can sign the resignation papers. I don't want him using a Sharpie.

[Hassler]

31. The makeup wearing, drunken frat boy. He'll work for Coors Light

[Johnyawl]

32. I don't know what would make me happier...

...Gaetz not in the House, or an idiot of his caliber defending tRump in the impeachment trial.

[CaptainTruth]

33. Imagine who DeathSentence would appoint to replace Gaetz.

Are we really ready for Rep Ivanka?

[George II]

34. Here he is in his pick-em-up truck driving to the trial:

[jaxexpat]

35. A match made in moron heaven.

[Cetacea]

36. Please continue, Matt

[BobTheSubgenius]

37. I think it's a SPLENDID idea.

I find it hard to believe he would be any good at it, and would provide much more entertainment value than jurisprudence.

So..win-win!

[Cha]

38. Rt