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Do it Matt, please! (Original Post) EleanorR Feb 2021 OP
Even Trump is not stupid enough to hire a drunk NM Grins Feb 2021 #1
What's NM stand for? cwydro Feb 2021 #4
No message. Arkansas Granny Feb 2021 #5
Lol, thanks. I'm used to eom and nt. Nt. cwydro Feb 2021 #6
Hey Granny, "Drunk No Message Gaetz" works fine for me!! Leghorn21 Feb 2021 #9
Peas in a pod, Leghorn, peas in a pod. Arkansas Granny Feb 2021 #10
LOL! I thought it might mean "Drunk New Mexican." Nitram Feb 2021 #15
How can we make this happen? Blue Owl Feb 2021 #2
Have Obama speak out against it. GopherGal Feb 2021 #3
DUI Matt pamdb Feb 2021 #7
You can say that again grantcart Feb 2021 #23
DUI Matt pamdb Feb 2021 #8
You can say THAT again, too! calimary Feb 2021 #27
pft! these a-holes never mean anything they say. /nt IcyPeas Feb 2021 #11
Trump'll do it. The price is right. But like they say in the Halls of Justice, "Free legal ... marble falls Feb 2021 #12
He can join "playing with himself" Rudy too. ffr Feb 2021 #13
Who wouldn't trust not fooled Feb 2021 #14
What a complete lack of self respect, dignity, etc. Dude, in this metaphor Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2021 #16
Mr. Gaetz, please raise your right hand ... aggiesal Feb 2021 #17
Gaetz is so full of it. sarchasm Feb 2021 #18
Yes! Resign now. Your Master is waiting at MaL. This case is a slam-dunk. NCjack Feb 2021 #19
Talk is cheap dlk Feb 2021 #20
As a Florida resident ad121rome Feb 2021 #21
As a FL resident in Gaetz' district-- Grammy23 Feb 2021 #28
All blow n no go Deuxcents Feb 2021 #22
What an excellent idea. Magoo48 Feb 2021 #24
In the footsteps of Rudy Giuliani. Sneederbunk Feb 2021 #25
Please proceed. SheltieLover Feb 2021 #26
reminds me of an episode of I Claudius when a brown nosing Senator made it known that yaesu Feb 2021 #29
Please please please please please please please Dem2theMax Feb 2021 #30
The makeup wearing, drunken frat boy. He'll work for Coors Light Hassler Feb 2021 #31
I don't know what would make me happier... Johnyawl Feb 2021 #32
Imagine who DeathSentence would appoint to replace Gaetz. CaptainTruth Feb 2021 #33
Here he is in his pick-em-up truck driving to the trial: George II Feb 2021 #34
A match made in moron heaven. jaxexpat Feb 2021 #35
Please continue, Matt Cetacea Feb 2021 #36
I think it's a SPLENDID idea. BobTheSubgenius Feb 2021 #37
Rt Cha Feb 2021 #38

Leghorn21

(13,524 posts)
9. Hey Granny, "Drunk No Message Gaetz" works fine for me!!
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 03:43 PM
Feb 2021

Also, wouldn’t he be JUST the guy to defend his repulsive idol??

YES HE WOULD!!

GopherGal

(2,008 posts)
3. Have Obama speak out against it.
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 03:34 PM
Feb 2021

Though he may be too honest to not say what we all really think: "Please proceed"

calimary

(81,220 posts)
27. You can say THAT again, too!
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 05:33 PM
Feb 2021

DUI Matt!

Close the gates on Gaetz!

I also like “SLAM the gates on Gaetz.” Whichever is more painful.

marble falls

(57,077 posts)
12. Trump'll do it. The price is right. But like they say in the Halls of Justice, "Free legal ...
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 04:11 PM
Feb 2021

... advice is worth exactly what one paid for it.

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,500 posts)
16. What a complete lack of self respect, dignity, etc. Dude, in this metaphor
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 04:35 PM
Feb 2021

you're not even "Igor". You're more like Igor's third assistant down. You basically get the scraps five levels down from your "Masssssster!".

aggiesal

(8,910 posts)
17. Mr. Gaetz, please raise your right hand ...
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 04:39 PM
Feb 2021

You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
19. Yes! Resign now. Your Master is waiting at MaL. This case is a slam-dunk.
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 04:49 PM
Feb 2021

You will become famous and will follow Trump into the WH.

ad121rome

(151 posts)
21. As a Florida resident
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 04:58 PM
Feb 2021

I would welcome his reservation. As a matter of fact, sooner would be better than later. Go Matt! Really, Gooooo Matt. Go home.

yaesu

(8,020 posts)
29. reminds me of an episode of I Claudius when a brown nosing Senator made it known that
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 05:46 PM
Feb 2021

he would gladly give his life so his sick emperor Caligula would live. Well, Caligula got better & thanked the Senator for his offer & told the bewildered Senator not to take too long killing himself as he would hate to have the Imperial guards do it.

Dem2theMax

(9,650 posts)
30. Please please please please please please please
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 05:47 PM
Feb 2021

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!

I'll even send him a pen so he can sign the resignation papers. I don't want him using a Sharpie.

Johnyawl

(3,205 posts)
32. I don't know what would make me happier...
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 06:06 PM
Feb 2021

...Gaetz not in the House, or an idiot of his caliber defending tRump in the impeachment trial.

BobTheSubgenius

(11,563 posts)
37. I think it's a SPLENDID idea.
Wed Feb 3, 2021, 07:06 PM
Feb 2021

I find it hard to believe he would be any good at it, and would provide much more entertainment value than jurisprudence.

So..win-win!

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