which is your favorite euphemism for "stealing"

[Mosby]

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[lagomorph777]

1. "Trumping"

[RKP5637]

10. Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[gopiscrap]

2. lifting, borrowing, misappropriating

[RANDYWILDMAN]

3. Too bad the board never withheld the compensation for Mr Bezos

What a stealing tool box that guy is.

His ex wife is the best though...

[Mike 03]

4. My ex used to call it "liberating"

You "liberate" some paper from the office so that you can print something out at home.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Smart business move.

[Aristus]

6. Snitching.

I know it's more customarily used for tattling.

But it's fun to say something like "I snitched it from my Mom's purse..."

[muntrv]

7. Finding, discovering.

[samnsara]

8. nicked

[DonaldsRump]

9. All time favorite: "the five-finger discount" nt

[gohuskies]

11. Grifters...

The whole GOPee apparatus is loaded with them. Headed up by their Fuhrer, Mango Mussolini.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

12. Fraud a real light weight crime.

A guy I went to high school with committed FRAUD and stole more then 3 million dollars on a paper deal with his brother.

The payment for fraud for him was a year and a half in Prison, cause he screwed up the original deal with was a year.

He was a stock broker


But if he had used a gun and stole $100 from the liquor store , his crime is worth 5 to 10 years.

Fraud is an elegant crime and thus deserves so much less time in jail

Remember when the banks all committed fraud on All americans in 2008, well I have not seen anybody go to jail yet, such an elegant crime.

[OnDoutside]

13. "It was resting in my account"

[VarryOn]

14. Taxing nt

[redstatebluegirl]

15. Taxes, when done fairly, are the price we pay for a safe and democratic society.

I have never had a problem paying taxes, I have a problem with paying taxes my boss doesn't have to pay and at a higher rate.

[VarryOn]

16. I failed to put the sarcasm indicator...

That’s what I get for trying to be funny! LOL

[Mosby]

17. Misusing

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[Mosby]

18. Shortchanged

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[11 Bravo]

19. When Republicans are in the majority, it would be "legislating".

[Behind the Aegis]

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