Trump so frustrated by Twitter ban that's he's writing out insults and asking aides to tweet them

[Clash City Rocker]

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-suggests-insults-for-aides-tweet-report-2021-2?utm_source=reddit.com

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Reminiscent of Seventh Grade Cafeteria social mores.

[JI7]

2. He still has aides ?

[lame54]

6. No - just syphilis and chlamydia

[Under The Radar]

8. That was my first reaction. But after reading his resignation

Letter to the screen actors guild, if he has “aides” they aren’t much better at writing or basic English than he is.

[LudwigPastorius]

3. Sad!

[lame54]

4. Do they have to go into the stall to read them?

[The Roux Comes First]

5. Hard to Believe There Are Folks Able to Stand Erect

Who are still so desperate for employment (do they know it is pro bono?) or perhaps the faint orange glow that they would be willing to hang around this human stool factory.

Other than the obviously gifted relatives.

[tblue37]

7. Soon he will be tucking messages into bottles & throwing them into the ocean.

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. I don't like to give them ideas, but hasn't it occurred to them to set up a website?

They would be able to find some internet provider who'd host it. I mean, people host Free Republic. The moment they announced it, the MAGA believers would swarm to it. They'd post it all on Twitter for them. They'd be able to sell them MAGA merchandize. Most organizations with access to millions they've just persuaded the gullible to give them can stretch to their own website.

[Midnight Writer]

10. I feel for him.

Sometimes I sit my dog in an office chair at a desk and I call him by my old boss' name and then I start to scream at him and then I call him an asshole.

Then I give him a treat and take him for a walk.

[GoCubsGo]

11. How pathetic.

[tanyev]

12. I guess he's too lazy to learn semaphore.