I will never forgive you people here on DU.

[ZZenith]

You allowed me to believe I had a realistic shot at getting a date with Jennifer Lawrence. For years.

How could you?!

[redstatebluegirl]

1. And made me believe I won Publishers Clearinghouse.

Still waiting for the balloons at my door!

[ornotna]

2. It was fun while it lasted

You should have seen the look on your face.

[Lucinda]

3. Did you ever ask her?

[ZZenith]

6. She's oddly silent with her response.

You, I forgive, Lucinda.

I can see that you care.

[Solly Mack]

4. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional wooing.

[overleft]

7. You said that I would win the Powerball Lottery,

without buying a ticket.

[Solly Mack]

8. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional economics.

Works for everything!

[ZZenith]

10. Thank you!

My renewed faith will see me through the next part of the journey.

I expect to hear back from her on March 4th.

[Solly Mack]

11. Just got to keep on believing.

[blm]

19. Lolololol

[Solly Mack]

28. Shshshsh. I'm going to turn this into a paying job.

[Squinch]

5. Go to a diner in the midwest and we'll interview you about your feelings.

[mr_lebowski]

9. Shoot me a pic dude ... I'll ask her, she's right here fanning and feeding me chilled, peeled grapes

It's unseasonable warm here in AZ ...

[ZZenith]

12. You've given me hope!

Her standards are clearly lower than I’d been allowed to believe!

[mr_lebowski]

14. Oh, you have no idea ...

[Under The Radar]

13. Q works in mysterious ways

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. That's what you get for listening to the DU door buzzards.

Took me a long time to learn they speak in parables.......

KY......... ..........

[blm]

20. Heheh

[genxlib]

16. I will never understand the fascination with JLaw

I mean she is "check-her-out-on-the-street" attractive.

But she wouldn't make my top 100 if we were really talking about world-class beauties.

Just my opinion so don't kill me for it.

Sorry for your disillusionment.

[LakeArenal]

17. I guess I subscribe to, nothing good to say? Say nothing.

This was a feel good thread.

[cwydro]

26. I thought your OP was funny!

[ZZenith]

21. You must be part of the deep state.

No other explanation for it.

[niyad]

18. Thank you, everyone, for the smiles!

[ZZenith]

22. Thank you for smiling!

You are forgiven.

[PirateRo]

23. Wait a second...

They told me Jeri Ryan!

Are you saying its not true?

[ZZenith]

24. You are no longer allowed to believe it.

Sorry it took so long.

[PirateRo]

25. ...but I've been working out this whole time!

[ZZenith]

27. Well then, no harm done.

Better to be a healthy, lonely pirate than an unhealthy one.