'Mr. Excitement' Mike Lindell is going to release a MOVIE!!

[Siwsan]

'It's the most important movie in history': MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell will release a three-hour FILM called 'Absolute Proof' Friday claiming Chinese cyber attack stole the election from Trump

(I know we will all be waiting with bated breath to watch it! )

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced plans to release a three-hour film called 'Absolute Proof', falsely claiming a Chinese cyberattack 'flipped' the election.

The Donald Trump supporter said the movie will be out Friday on cable TV after describing the Republican's presidential defeat as a 'communist coup'.

Lindell, 59, who founded the bedding company, told The Revival Channel YouTube: 'Coming Friday, I have put together this documentary, it’s three hours long, that shows every, 100%, the theft by China and these other countries, this cyberattack on our country here, that took, that flipped votes.'


Dominion Voting Systems has already threatened to sue Lindell over him pushing conspiracy theories about its ballot counting machines.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9225463/MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-release-three-HOUR-movie-claiming-election-fraud.html

[Solly Mack]

1. Be still my

farts.

[Siwsan]

2. Someone needs to remind him that crack is wack

He is spinning completely out of control.

[Solly Mack]

23. He has definitely lost it.

And no amount of searching going to find it.

[SheltieLover]

4. Good one, Solly!

I saw post earlier today that Hogg is giving this shitbag competition with a pillow company!

[Solly Mack]

27. Obvious, really. The man is shit.

[SheltieLover]

35. Yuppers!

I'll buy Hogg pillows just to support Hogg & frost asshat!

[trueblue2007]

15. Is this "movie" gonna be shown on "THE SCI-FI" Channel? Or on THE CARTOON CHANNEL

or on NICKELODEON ???


ha ha ha.......... he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid

[Solly Mack]

25. A silent film, where the agonizing screams of pillows are silenced.

And the only spoken word will be Lindell proclaiming, "My life for Trump". Once, just once.

Then the pillows waddle to the shredder because they simply can't take it anymore.

Lindell takes this as a positive and follows his pillows into the shredder.


The End.

I like it.

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. ...

[Blue Owl]

3. What's that I smell... Fresh lawsuits?

Hope you enjoyed your time in the pillow industry, Foamsack Fondler...

[FSogol]

5. It'll be out tomorrow? LOL, what are the odds of him entering rehab tomorrow?

'Absolute Proof' - (proof not included)

[BeerBarrelPolka]

6. This is a good thing

It will show the world just how nuts and unstable Lindell and this movement really is, beyond just his mere antics.

[OldBaldy1701E]

7. Isn't there anything

laying around the factory that someone can shove in that guy's mouth so he will shut the hell up? Anything?

[KayF]

8. out Friday, like tomorrow?

"on cable"? Can't be more specific?

Created a 3-hour documentary in 5 days? Not bad for a pillow guy.

[lame54]

9. Rated Q

[torius]

10. Pillow Talk 2?

was good with Rock Hudson and Doris Day, not sure about Scott Baio and Patricia Heaton in the sequel though

[FSogol]

11. Oh no, we got movie sign!

[Iggo]

33. Best reply!

[steampunk]

12. I heard Ron Jeremy is starring as Mike "The Pillow" Lindell

[Siwsan]

13. Well, thanks for the potential nightmares!!

[RainCaster]

14. Is that "Mr. Exrement"?

A three hour expose of how his brain and bowels have become one.

[Generic Brad]

16. He really wants to end up bankrupt

We think there is no bottom to how low Republicans will go, but Mike Lindell is determined to prove us wrong.

[underpants]

17. Three hours?

Yikes.

[Siwsan]

18. Perhaps three hours of his frenetic ranting and raving with a guest appearance by trump*?

Now, THAT'S (not) must see TV!!

[Lord Ludd]

19. He's been drinking too much Absolut 100 Proof /nt

[Midnight Writer]

20. Our trade deficit with China grew during Trump's term. Why would they want him out of office?

[Siwsan]

22. trump* and Lindell don't need no stinking facts!!

They're rich enough to create their OWN reality.

[Initech]

21. 3 hours? I'm out!

[patricia92243]

24. It is amazing that he has the proof that hundreds of Trump

lawyers couldn't find. Sarcasm

[mnmoderatedem]

26. for a guy who continually brags about how effective his pillows are

he sure does seem like he doesn't get enough sleep.

[Gothmog]

28. A three hour commercial for My Pillow?

Good luck with that

[Chipper Chat]

29. How pil-low can you go.

[Blue Owl]

30. He's foamenting violence

[FSogol]

36. He's smothering his future in politics

[Iggo]

31. Tomorrow Friday? Oh sweet Jesus, I been livin' right!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

32. "Adventures in Pillow Humping"?