So, Fux Noise Cancelled Lou Dobbs? All I Can Say Is...NICE TRY, Dipshits!

[TrollBuster9090]

Let me see if I've got this right:

For TWO SOLID MONTHS, the following Fox News yackers peddled conspiracy theories about Dominion voting machines, and Smartmatic software being controlled by Jewish lasers from space, and stealing the election from Trump. In order of activity, the culprits were:

Sean Hannity
Laura Ingraham
(F)ucker Carlson
Maria Fart-Aroma
Steve 'Possessed Nutcracker' Doocey
Brian Kilmead
Anus Earworm
Bret Baier
Greg Gutfeld
Jeanne Pirro
Steve 'Dildo in a blazer' Hilton
Mark 'Lemme tell ya' Levin

and...


....oh yeah, and Lou Dobbs.


And when Dominion and Smartmatic RIGHTFULLY bring a lawsuit for damages, they figure they can nip the suit in the bud with a gesture of contrition. Cancelling....Lou Dobbs.

NICE TRY, ASSHOLES!

That's like stabbing somebody in the back, and then offering to pay for the dry cleaning. That's like the Corlione crime family making a fortune on crime, and then turning FREDO over to the cops for fishing without a license. It's like Nixon breaking into the Watergate, and then turning over CHECKERS for pissing on Pat's good Republican cloth coat.

It ain't gonna work.

Sure, cancelling Lou Dobbs is a GOOD START, but I hope Dominion and Smartmatic take it for what it is. NOTHING. You made a FORTUNE off of exploiting the idiocy of the dumbest (and also the most heavily armed) television viewers, and you just assumed it would never come back to bite you. It never has before. Well, FINALLY, karma has caught up to you. Enjoy it.

[onecaliberal]

1. There will be more. I can't wait for them to fork over the

Millions from the lawsuit.

[TrollBuster9090]

4. Yep. They'll probably settle out of court, rather then have these a-holes DEPOSED.

That's what they always do. Considering that they've made a fortune out of lying to people, and want to go on doing so, they consider these lawsuits just to be a LICENSE FEE. And that's pretty much what it is.

[TwilightZone]

2. I don't think they cancelled him as a gesture of contrition.

I think they cancelled him to keep him from saying anything else that could be used against them in the lawsuits.

He's clearly one of those people (Trump, Giuliani, Roger Stone, et al) who can't keep his mouth shut.

Plus, he was specifically named. Pirro and Maria could be next.

[UTUSN]

3. Well, cancelling DOBBS is a stand-alone happy-dance its own self!

[brewens]

5. How much was he paid? Hard times may have also made getting rid of Lou a good

idea.

[dweller]

6. I don't watch fuxsnooze

but I almost choked on my pork chop when I read
Anus Earworm
what time does he come on, I might have to watch at least once

😆

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[TrollBuster9090]

7. Haha! Sorry, that was just my insult-comic perversion of the name...

...Ainsly Earhardt (aka 'Anus Earworm') who is one of the three hosts of Fox & Friends in the morning. Trump's favourite show. The show is hosted from a curvy sofa, with three hosts. The late Roger Ailes had a rule that there should always be a piece of eye candy between the two male hosts (Steve Doocey and Brian Kilmead), and that she always had to be wearing the shortest skirt possible. (Ailes had the rule that the women weren't allowed to wear pants. Only short skirts. They even went so far as to have some of the more serious female hosts, like Megyn Kelly, sitting behind desks. But the desks were made of GLASS, so you could still see the legs.). There have been several pieces of eye candy in the middle of the Fox & Friends couch, because they've either quit, been fired, or filed a lawsuit. The turnover rate for that position seems to be very high. But Kilmead and Doocey remain the same.

The latest 'centrepiece' to the show is Ainsly Earhardt, who is Sean Hannity's girlfriend, by the way.