Fox Forced To Cancel All Hosts Who Promoted Falsehoods

[JimGinPA]

~Borowitz

[dalton99a]

1. Yep.

[malaise]

2. I was going to ask if they were going to fire management and producers and then I saw

Borowitz

[Rick Rolle]

3. Smart business decision.

Gotta keep the advertisers happy.

[House of Roberts]

4. Maybe this will be more familiar to the Fox demographic.

[RainCaster]

7. Oh yeah, the Indian channel

[SergeStorms]

11. When I was a kid...

and that was a loooooong time ago, I.used to love watching the test pattern at the end of the TV broadcasting day. That was immediately after the 11:00 news back in those days. This was before Jack Parr even! 😬 Now there's a name only we oldsters would know. Anyway, that Native American in the full headdress used to fascinate me. And this was in black and white. I'm old.

[RainCaster]

14. I remember the broadcast day ending with the national anthem

After that, came the B&W test pattern.

[SergeStorms]

20. Oh yeah

Always the national anthem. Back then it seemed to mean a lot more than it does today, at least for me.

[House of Roberts]

18. I remember when TV didn't start until noon.

The test pattern would be on for a few minutes until the noon news came on.

We used to listen to radio every morning until TV came on. That may explain why I like oldie doo wop and big band music.

[Trueblue Texan]

22. Well, you probably like big band music because...

...it's completely AWESOME!

[electric_blue68]

29. Noon?! Wow!

[BobTheSubgenius]

9. From the time when television had business hours.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. As recommended by its insurance carrier.

[Ohioboy]

6. Yes

[Grokenstein]

8. 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

[SergeStorms]

12. Please....

no Shakespeare when conversing about FOX. Pearls before swine, and all that.

[ananda]

16. "Is it not true that in ancient times the worst punishment of all was not death, but banishment?"

― Jean Said Makdisi

[KatK]

10. They must cancel ALL "falsifying hosts"? I thought just Lou Dobbs so far

Is there a source (link) saying that all hosts who promoted falsehoods must be cancelled?

Thank you!

[SergeStorms]

13. It's Borowitz.

Satire.

[JimGinPA]

17. Here...

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report

[oldsoftie]

15. I KNEW it, but I still had to click

[infullview]

19. Dobbs, Pirro, Bartiromo, and Giulliani

This article spells out who have been suspended. I suspect that suspension will lead to cancellation as in Dobbs's case.
https://deadline.com/2021/02/smartmatic-files-2-7-billion-defamation-lawsuit-against-fox-corp-1234687437/

What? No Hannity?

[Pepsidog]

21. I got excited by the headline.

[OMGWTF]

23. Fux News isn't allowed to air in Australia or Europe. That should tell us something right there.

[Jetheels]

24. I can hear the test pattern tone.n/t

[Montauk6]

25. Is this their version of Karen Hill flushing the cocaine?

[Puppyjive]

26. Is Shaun Hannity gone too?

I hope so. He is such a loser. If you ever listen to him, he makes no sense. He can only complain and never has a constructive response to his criticism.

[GopherGal]

27. I was thinking they might air infomercials 24/7

...until I realized MyPillow's Mike Lindell would be off limits.
And the "male enhancement" ones are a definite no-go.

Maybe some catheter ads?

[Blue Owl]

28. Bwah!