"Bill Gates Created COVID for the ghost of Hugo Chavez."

[MrScorpio]

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[if..fish..had..wings]

1. No no no

George Soros created Covid because everyone's a secret muslim!

[lunasun]

2. So that is how they come up with these crazy conspiracies.

I had imagined something like this below when wondering WTH, but the chart gives much more detailed choices in nuttery

[Fiendish Thingy]

3. "Nancy Pelosi created COVID while wearing a hijab"

This would be a fun party game...once we can have parties again.

[leftyladyfrommo]

4. No, no, no

Aliens attacked and brought the virus.

I actually heard that one.

[kimbutgar]

5. I did this a week ago and posted on facebook

My friends have been having fun with this!

[dalton99a]

6. Kick