This morning's WTF?

[malaise]

Passenger at Chicago airport forfeits almost $100G worth of erectile dysfunction pills to CBP


A man was found carrying nearly $100,000 worth of erectile dysfunction pills at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, alleging that the drugs were for his friends.

On Thursday, U.S. Customs and Border Protections (CBP) officers discovered 3,200 Sildenafil Citrate tablets in a man’s luggage during a routine baggage exam, the federal agency said in a news release. The nine pounds of erectile dysfunction pills have an estimated manufacturer’s suggested retail price of about $96,608. The Chicago Tribune reports that the drug’s active ingredients are similar to Viagra.

[Midnightwalk]

1. I guess he was hard up for cash

[MontanaMama]

2. I see what you did there...

[lagomorph777]

14. Yeah but he pulled quite a boner.

[Towlie]

28. Clearly a hardened criminal.

 
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[NRaleighLiberal]

30. a stiff penalty

[RKP5637]

3. Must've been some date, getting ready for.

[Nevilledog]

4. He surely deserves a "stiff" fine.

[malaise]

6. He sure is between a rock and a very

hard place

[Nevilledog]

10. At least for up to the next 4 hours.

After that, I shall call him Floppy.

[marble falls]

5. Party favors?

[luvs2sing]

7. I'm laughing way too..hard..at this.

[secondwind]

8. Is it illegal to transport this many pills?

So many more important things going on, maybe this guy is a pharmacist in Mexico, who knows.

[PatSeg]

31. Or he really, really has an awful lot of friends!

[brush]

9. Why the forfeit? It's not illegal to have them is it?

[malaise]

16. 100Gs worth for one man

That's a very hard sell

[brush]

20. Heehee. Yes, a hard sell, but you know he was gonna sell them.

[malaise]

29. why he thought he could hide a boner that large

only he knows - that was definitely heading for the market

[MissMillie]

27. I imagine the volume of his cache is illegal

as it would indicate illegal distribution.

[justhanginon]

11. He should have boned up on TSA regulations.

[malaise]

18. Hehehehehe

[FSogol]

12. Damn, one minute into this thread and stiff fine and hard time puns already used.

I can't keep up!

[lpbk2713]

13. They're gonna give him a stiff sentence.

...

[RKP5637]

15. Hmmmm, I guess it wasn't for a stiff upper lip!

[Clearly fogged in]

17. Hmm, what were the root causes for this?

He didn't like swallowing them?
Anything else?

[mopinko]

19. where the hell was he going?

[malaise]

24. Actually he was

COMING from India

[mopinko]

33. well, okay then.

they dont need that shit there.

[nolabear]

21. They've renamed the airport O'Hard.

[malaise]

23. You win the thread

[peggysue2]

22. Must have been an order for Trump

Now that he has all this time on his hands. I mean how much golf can one man play???

[malaise]

25. Not according to Stormy

He's the 90 second man

[peggysue2]

26. LOL!!

Trump revealed in so many ways!

[kairos12]

32. I like your title. If I may, I would like to borrow it.

I was considering The Daily You Have to be Shitting Me.

Yours is shorter. Better.

[malaise]

34. All Yours

although I love yours

[lame54]

35. With friends like his who needs enemas?

[demtenjeep]

36. where did he come from?

clearly he went somewhere to get them and intended on selling them to people

[Irish_Dem]

37. Or other nefarious purposes.

Think Epstein and his parties.

[Wounded Bear]

38. Post of the day...gonna be real hard to top...

[malaise]

41. ROFL

[Tribetime]

39. I think they INFLATED the price to 30 dollars per pill

[Midnight Writer]

40. Boy, that Rush is determined to go out like a man, isn't he?