Demand a witnessed test of Rick Scotts DNA!

[PurgedVoter]

I want proof that Rick Scott isn't part bat and where covid came from! What are Republicans trying to hide from us? Why are some "loyal members" of QAnon trying to hide this? Inquiring minds want to know!

[dchill]

1. Science says you are wrong...

... But EVERYTHING ELSE says you must be right!

[PurgedVoter]

3. Science will prove the truth!

A lot of people are asking this. I don't know but a lot of smart people have mentioned a connection between Bat Boy and Rick Scott. I would bet that if they compare genetics, that well over half of Rick Scott's genes are identical to that of a bat. Science will bear this out. If Rick Scott has nothing to hide, then he should immediately submit to testing. You know he won't so by the Pizzagate/Benghazi principal, you know he is guilty.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Ah, but is he?

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[PurgedVoter]

8. Coincidence? I don't think so!

If there is one thing I learned from my hearing about phrenology from someone who heard about it somewhere, this is practically proof that Rick Scott and Bat Boy are one and the same. The National Inquirer, the paper that first exposed him(Ewww) was headquartered in Florida. Rick Scott, also came from Florida. There was some sort of healthcare scandal that Rick Scott escaped from unscathed, probably due to his amazing hearing. Donald Trump has to visit Florida regularly so he can go outside and smack his small white balls with a heavy club. Too many of these things tie together. We should demand an investigation!

[dchill]

13. That's part of the EVERYTHING ELSE I mentioned.

[Harker]

2. I knew Bat Boy was real!

Thank you for asking a vital question.

[PurgedVoter]

4. Knowing is half the battle!

QAnon and the Dunning/Kruger principal have proven that! Anyone who can follow the logic of Republican proof can clearly see that Rick Scott is part bat. A total idiot can see it!

[Harker]

9. I think I've proven that conclusively! n/t

[PurgedVoter]

10. And this is the real challenge!

To catch a QAnon, you have to be able to think like a QAnon. But then you immediately have to notice that your brainwave monitor went flat and stop thinking that way. Otherwise, it could be bad!

[Harker]

16. I'll have to bone up. n/t

[NewDayOranges]

5. I don't think he's human either! Way too scary-looking!

[PurgedVoter]

6. Demand his birth certificate! Inspect his cave!

This must be investigated! Why are Republicans so silent on this issue? What secret are they hiding and what do they know about Rick Scott being part bat and his relation to covid?

[Maru Kitteh]

12. Hey, his long-guano birth certificate was faked by Strom Thurman in 1912.

Jeez man. Don't fall for that stuff.

[PurgedVoter]

15. At last someone who sees just how evil these beings are!

"Ten year old" Strom Thurman was faking birth certificates way before he was denying that humans should have basic rights. Clearly another proof that there is something unnatural going on in the Republican Party.

[electric_blue68]

11. What about Steve Miller? I'll bet he had his Vampire Fangs altered years ago!

[PurgedVoter]

14. Let's investigate them all!

Steve Miller, aka the clone of Joseph Goebbels and person who tried to steal Willy Wonka's secrets, should also be investigated. In his case the team investigating should have unlicensed or licensed, nuclear accelerator backpacks. I suspect they will have to cross beams to handle this one.

[electric_blue68]

17. Hmm... you might be right! Time to call in Heavy Equipment!