Your Honor, it may be true that my client was the intoxicated unlicensed driver of a car with bald

[Atticus]

tires clocked at 120 miles per hour travelling the wrong way on the interstate and he has numerous prior DUI convictions but----as you will soon see, three of the jurors have been previously ticketed for speeding and one was actually driving on a public highway with a broken tail light!

How can we get a fair trial from such hypocrites?

We demand a dismissal AND an apology from these unsafe motorists!