Castor, was NOT in the Senate today. He was in Mar-A-Lago. He's been CUTTING tomorrow's slides

[riversedge]

Popcorn time.



So the Record Player salesman & part-time lawyer, Castor, was NOT in the Senate today. He was in Mar-A-Lago. He's been CUTTING tomorrow's slides

Now CNN's Jim Acosta reports Trump STILL believes he won the election. He may insist his attorneys use that defense

Would be disaster

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[RockRaven]

1. Disagree with last line of that tweet. Why would it be a disaster? Repuke Senators DGAF what

arguments/evidence is made/presented. Their votes to convict/acquit have nothing to do with whatever Trump's lawyers do/say during the impeachment trial. That's all been decided elsewhere already.

[madaboutharry]

2. His lawyers may also bring up the big scandals of the Obama administration;

The Tan Suit fiasco and all those trips to Hawaii when he went to spend Christmas with his sister.

[Whiskeytide]

3. It'll be interesting to see if he still refers to Тяцмр as the "former president". n/t

[SCantiGOP]

4. Chafed Charlie comment was hilarious

The only thing funnier would be claiming that Trump’a investigators have finally proven that Obama was born in Kenya.

[GaYellowDawg]

5. No such thing as disaster for Trump in this trial.

It doesn't matter what happens, Republicans will acquit him.

[Generic Other]

6. What in the actual freaking land of make-believe

Let's see? Will they show Trump on the balcony after getting some injections of steroids? Cut to his raised fist and remind us he almost had to go a ventilator that we only just heard of today as a sympathy ploy? Cut to the flag humping crap? Maybe a montage of him walking up the stairs of Air Force One with toilet paper on his shoe, transitioning to his waving a Bible upside down in a cloud of tear gas? His stupid victory dance that he mastered looking cool at Epstein parties and still uses in front of MAGATs at rallies?

Maybe throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans. Calls to Putin. Valentine love letters to Kim?

Better just show roadrunner and coyote cartoons...



I painted this sign. He can use it for the title of the slideshow...

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. Watch for certain members to stand and scream, "Radical RepubliQan Reich uber alles!"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. So a lot of tin foil hat conspiracy bullshit.

[TeamPooka]

9. no lawyer or director should ever give Trump the final cut on the edit

[jmbar2]

10. On Rachel tonite

Said that the defense may finish their case tomorrow because the Orthodox Atty cannot work past sundown tomorrow, or on Saturday which is the Sabbath.

I guess they didn't trust Disastor-Castor to make the case on Saturday, so they'll finish early.

[orleans]

11. if he's in maralego maybe he's making some fun videos of the douchebag

who will ramble on about how perfect his words are, he won by a landslide, etc, etc.