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So you don't have to watch, here's the TLDNR read version of Trumpy's defense:
1. He didn't do it
2. If he did do it, it wasn't illegal
3. Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are the real violent monsters here.
4. Insert videos of smoke and police here
5. Insert slowed-down videos of Biden and Pelosi talking here.
6. The defense rests.
7. Wink and show secret sign to Hawley, Cruz, and Graham.
