The Ted Cruz haircut:

[Kingofalldems]

Is this called a 'fasci'?

Link to tweet

[PirateRo]

1. It's how he covers up that second face back there..

Two-faced bastard.

[iemitsu]

2. A mini-mullet.

[LakeArenal]

8. It is. The Proud Boy take on the mullet.

[iemitsu]

13. That's it but unfortunately for Ted the Proud Boys are

upset that their leader was an informant and they are angry that they are being thrown under the bus.
The mullet won't save him.

[Greywing]

3. Aaaaaah ... the return of the mullet

[rsdsharp]

4. Half fasci, half mullet.

[enid602]

5. the look

It's the pork chop sideburns and jowls that really complete the look.

[Rustyeye77]

6. He's such a hunk.

barf

[Celerity]

23. hunk of shite

[ret5hd]

7. It's a fuckin' mullet!

It's a fuckin' mullet and he's just waiting for the back to finish growing out!

[lame54]

9. Lying in the front Treason in the back

[LakeArenal]

10. Ha good one.

[dalton99a]

12. +1

[Nevilledog]

24. ...

Link to tweet

[happybird]

28. Lol!

Nice one.

[Funtatlaguy]

11. He never was handsome, but damn, he's comically hideous now.

His outside matches his foul insides.

[kimbutgar]

14. I wonder if he still lives with his wife and children?

[mr_lebowski]

20. I'd like to think that if I HAD children, all of them above the age of 3

Would flat-out refuse to be seen in public with me if I insisted on that haircut.

[kimbutgar]

29. Did you ever see that video of him trying to kiss his daughter who was about 12 and she cringed

In disgust.

[pwb]

15. His skin head symbol?

?

[mr_lebowski]

16. That cannot be real ... it just can't ...

Can it?

[Turin_C3PO]

19. That was my thought.

I mean, wtf? That’s just comically bad.

[MerryBlooms]

17. Is this for real? This is weird even for cruz.

[SWBTATTReg]

18. Maybe he's got lice. Would be a good home for them on ted cruz's

head. Also kind of looks like two sides of a block of wood. ted cruz, literally a blockhead.

[11 Bravo]

21. Is that a "moron mullet" or a "redneck rattail"?

[nolabear]

22. Assholery in the front, backstabbing in the back.

[Midnight Writer]

25. A conman's cut.

Notice how people like Trump, any number of televangelists, TV pitchmen, car salesmen, have these flamboyant hairstyles.

Is it a symptom of narcissism?

Or is it an influence tool that somehow lowers a victim's skepticism?

[11 Bravo]

26. Texas Senator is an anagram of "Sore Tex Satan".

[meadowlander]

27. A square peg on an asshole.

[lillypaddle]

32. LOL nt

[palinny]

30. It's called the "siete" aka modern mullet

The haircut comes in several styles and is popular w/ some professional soccer players.

[Delphinus]

33. Welcome to DU!

Thanks for the explanation!

[lillypaddle]

31. His barber

hates him just like the rest of us. Probably told him it was the latest thing, very cool!