FOX news tonight? France wants to ban red roses!

[nolabear]

I shit you not. Their current story is how France is taking away your Valentine’s Day red roses to “save the planet.”

I mean, it’s not like anything happened today.

[Irish_Dem]

1. Well I am more than willing to give up roses to save the planet.

Just like I am willing to wear a mask to lessen the risk to others in pandemic.

[nolabear]

2. You commie...

[Irish_Dem]

5. At least I can still go to the bowling alley and tattoo parlor.

[underpants]

3. Are the roses transgender?

[Celerity]

4. one would think Fucks Snooz would be down with banning red roses

Half (probably more) of their audience, if they felt pack-empowered, would literally go on a rampage and play kill-a-socialist (perceived to be though their brain damaged lenses) reindeer games.

[NanceGreggs]

6. !!!!!!!

I can't believe all of the other news outlets are ignoring this story!!!!!