Thankfully once this is all over Michael van der Veen will go back to Philadelphia to return to...

[George II]

...specializing in real estate closings.

Apologies to any real estate attorneys out there.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. ... his office in the basement of a nail salon.

Or maybe the basement of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[George II]

5. Maybe he's sharing office space with "The Office of Melania Trump"?

[underpants]

8. I know you are joking but he's probably loaded

Personal injury lawyers take about 30% of rulings and settlements.

Remember the couple with the guns in St. Louis? They lived in a mansion built by a Busch beer heiress. Thy are both personal injury lawyers.

[Tree-Hugger]

2. Ew

Keep him away from Philly.

[soothsayer]

3. Philly-delphia as he calls it

[Tree-Hugger]

4. I heard that

He's a buffoon.

[Left-face]

6. His day job

He'll return to his day job as official fluffer in republican skin flicks..

[CurtEastPoint]

7. You mean 'Filly-delfia?' What a kkklown. And he didn't understand why he was being laughed at.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/02/13/senate-laughs-at-trump-lawyer-michael-van-der-veen-impeachment-trial-two-vpx.cnn

[cornball 24]

9. I wouldn't buy a cheeeez steak from that guy!