I swear, Ted Cruz looks worse all the time.

[milestogo]

Bad hair, out of shape, and a mouth that never stops.

[SoonerPride]

1. Somewhere there's a painting of him that is getting cuter

[leftieNanner]

6. Love this!!!

Dorian Gray in reverse!!!

[Blue Owl]

7. In the Guggenslime Museum

[ShazzieB]

12. Good one!

[electric_blue68]

14. Woah... That must exist in the NYC of the Mirror Universe!

[electric_blue68]

10. Bwah! Very Clever!!! 👏👏👏👏👏😂

[meadowlander]

21. LOL

[Raine]

23. Good one! 👍 nt

[madaboutharry]

2. Cruz is a slob.

He literally makes my skin crawl, along with Jim Jordan who looks like he showers very infrequently.

[tavernier]

3. I always wondered why every senator in the past absolutely loathed him

I’m starting to get it.

[NurseJackie]

4. I can smell his breath from here. Coffee and booze.

[DBoon]

5. He looks like the evil villain from a 1950s SciFi B movie

The evil space alien that wants to enslave earth

Not attractive enough to be a vampire

[True Dough]

8. "Hey, I resemble that remark!"

[Montauk6]

19. And he's against the underdog

[milestogo]

25. He gives Dick Cheney a run for his money in the scowl department.

[applegrove]

9. I thought he was looking pear-like (i can say it because i look like an apple).

No relation to my username.

[RockRaven]

11. He looks like the unwanted love child of Squidward and Ra's al Ghul.......

Caveat: I've never seen a single episode of SpongeBob and only know it from internet memes, nor am I a DC comics expert.

[magicarpet]

13. Somebody explained,... Ted Cruz looks like the type of guy,...

..... that would sell dangerous fireworks out of the trunk of his car to little ones outside on recess break at an elementary school play ground.

[niyad]

15. The rot within can no longer be contained.

May he choke on it.

[Cirque du So-What]

16. Hungry Chuck Biscuits

From the first time I laid eyes on Ted Cruz, I’m reminded of this character from the heyday of underground comix:

[Progressive Jones]

18. There's a great Punk and Metal drummer named Chuck Biscuits ! nt

[Qutzupalotl]

17. Well, the cowardice adds ten pounds.

If everyone hated me, I'd probably stress-eat too.

[flying rabbit]

20. Straight out of central casting

We need a scummy B movie villain. "This Cruz fella, clean him up a bit and he might work."

[TheBlackAdder]

22. It looks to me like someone is not leading a Christian lifestyle & the Holy Spirit is punishing him.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

24. Maybe he did something very wrong and is terrified that he

will be caught.