Trump left a letter in the Resolute Desk for President Biden. . . . Please CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

President Joe Biden is saying "Here's what he wrote, and I quote you:

'Old Sleepy-Eye,

I hope you choke on it, loser.

I'll be back.

Your Better,

President Donald J(ust your wait) Trump

P.s. You're just keeping my seat warm.'"

[notinkansas]

1. Borowitz? The Onion?

[skip fox]

2. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity we ask others to engage in.

So we find a picture, make up a CAPTION, post them in General Discussion, inviting others to exercise their creative sides and come up with more, all for the holy purpose of satire.

So . . . I made up the CAPTION in the spirit of The Onion or SNL or Jonathan Swift.

[notinkansas]

4. Thanks. Was not aware of that.

[targetpractice]

3. "All Work and No Play Makes Donald a Dull Boy."

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It continues on those lines from there on many pages.

[SeattleVet]

6. All work?

[targetpractice]

8. I should have switched those....

... That would have been more accurate...The reference is from The Shining when Shellie Duvall discovered what Jack Nicholson was working on for weeks when he was supposed to be writing a play... He'd clearly had become insane at that point in the movie.

[OLDMDDEM]

5. Uber Eats delivers KFC

[Johonny]

7. Dear Jerry,

I'm told it's tradition for great people with very big brains like me to leave notes for losers like you to find like you find Waldo in those books. What are the name of those books? Nevermind. It's not important. So, I'm like writing this note. I'm totally writing it and not just dictating it while watching TV. My handwriting might look like Hope Hicks but that's because she learned all her writing from me. Speaking of letters, I just want you to know Kim is never going to love you like he loves me. Whatever he writes about loving you, it's a lie. Once you've gone orange, everyone else is just strange. Now my advice to you about being president, locked the door if you're going to watch porn in the Lincoln bedroom. Melanie walked in on me once and let me tell you, she was not used to seeing me naked. I also hear you have a dog. Please don't let them crap on the lawn. I hate that. Save that for the bedroom, just kidding. Also if he digs holes in the lawn remember to have him bury any tax documents he might have dug up. In addition, if you find a VHS tape labeled pee pee tape don't play it. Trust me. Don’t play it. Well, that's about it. I have some very important napping to do. If Eric visits tell him I put all the incriminating documents in his name. Just kidding. If Hunter has any good deals let him know. Know what I mean. Just kidding more. But really, let him know.
All the best,
Guy who beat you but was robbed.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

9. .

The envelope was marked: DO NOT OPEN UNTIL MARCH 4, 2021

The letter read: Now that I'm back in the White House or like everybody calls it, The Dump, I need to check if there's still hamburders in the freezer.