Man, trump has gone downhill fast or he did a better job of hiding it than we thought:

[George II]

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

1. Get in your golf cart and suck, loser

[bullimiami]

2. ?? Old man golfing ??

[soothsayer]

3. Yeah I got nothin'

[mr_lebowski]

4. That there's still other humans who choose to be in this traitor's presence

Also I bet someone who's never golfed a day in their life could manage a better swing than this asshat.

[PJMcK]

52. This is a fun article

It's from Golf Digest and it's ridiculously hagiographic. Still, Martin Hall is a pretty respectable golf swing analyst.

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/analyzing-trumps-golf-swing

Sorry if it makes you barf but it's an interesting article if you have any interest in golf. The most telling comment to me is where Hall says that Trump's swing appears to be untrained even though he hits a pretty good drive. That would fit with his personality because he always knows more than everyone else. Why would he, a 2.9 handicapper, need a teaching pro?!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I don't see anything all that remarkable, actually. What is it? n/t

[OAITW r.2.0]

6. Did he pick up?

Keerist, given the number of times he played golf over 4 years on the taxpayer's dime, he ought to have become a Senior Pro.

[PJMcK]

15. At least he should putt out

In Rick Reilly's book, "Commander-In-Cheat," he describes Trump as taking gimmes from as far away from the hole as 8'-10'!

He also kicks his playing partners' balls off the greens. That's in the same book.

Damn, I'm glad he's gone.

[ProfessorGAC]

27. Reportedly...

...if the putt was already for bogey, he'd pick up from anywhere on the green.
Picking up a 30 footer is saving at least one stroke, probably 2 an eighth of the time.
Stroke shaving is the worst kind of cheating and the fool is notorious for. 12-16 strokes a round. Sometimes more.

[PJMcK]

36. And the loser claims a single digit handicap

Pathetic.

[ProfessorGAC]

56. He Claims 3

I'm a 4.2. I'd beat him by 7 or more per 9.
A cheater & a liar.

[Vinca]

7. Looks like his usual dumpy, fat-assed self to me.

[empedocles]

19. Fat ass markedly bigger than shoulders

[Vinca]

48. My husband says it looks like he stopped wearing a corset, too. LOL.

[Blue_true]

63. That has been the case for a while.

He wore “shoulder pads” while he was in office.

[Mr.Bill]

8. He's put on some weight.

He almost fell over backwards when he hit that ball near the end of the video, he looks like he can't bend over very far.

[DonaldsRump]

9. It was nauseating to watch, but I didn't see anything in particular?

[Johnny2X2X]

10. Not sure what there is to see

He is golfing.

Looks as fat and stiff as ever.

Being away from the White House will hurt his health, he's got terrible eating habits and I think the WH staff were able to make him eat healthier. Back home he's probably eating greasy food more.

[PJMcK]

11. I saw three things

An elderly obese man playing golf.

He's not wearing a red MAGA hat but a white one with maybe the Presidential Seal on it?

The elderly man is a cheater because he didn't putt out, instead giving himself a gimme.

What am I missing?

[OAITW r.2.0]

17. He might have been lying a few strokes over par.

Like 10.

[obamanut2012]

12. There is nothing at all different

He is driving the same and everything.

[Siwsan]

13. I don't know much about golf, but he does seem to have a bit of a balance problem.

Well, that and it appears his diet hasn't improved.

[George II]

25. The balance this is what I think is most noticeable. Plus he's packing on a lot more weight....

It's only been a month, unless he was hiding that weight very well.

[Siwsan]

28. Anger and stress are eating at him, and he's eating right back at them.

I'm glad I'm 'stress starver'. I've actually lost weight in self-isolation.

[nolabear]

51. Yep. He staggered back after that swing.

[Cirque du So-What]

14. He's smuggling a sea turtle under his shirt?

[DoBotherMe]

16. No Girdle?

[bottomofthehill]

18. The fat fuck forgot his Spanx.

[mikeysnot]

20. No masks. No girdle no game

And no class

[Ohiogal]

21. I really can't stand to look at him

any longer than two seconds....

[AirmensMom]

29. That's two seconds longer

than I can do.

[yonder]

22. The Might Casey at bat and almost falling down is the only thing I saw.

Slugger that he isn't.

[Kingofalldems]

23. Who are the SOBs playing with him?

Plus his swing is awful with poor balance.

[monmouth4]

47. Annnd, he does not address the ball properly, just grab the club and swing. No wonder he's a lousy

player, no discipline.

[Kingofalldems]

49. And of course you don't need all that if you cheat.

And have playing partners who allow you to cheat.

[monmouth4]

50. Well, there ya go, perfect answer. n/t

[hlthe2b]

24. He lost his balance momentarily after hitting the ball. Hair seems whiter.

Seems more portly (if possible), so maybe his return to tv will be as Pillsbury Doughboy?

[ProfessorGAC]

32. That Happens To Most Amateurs

Even minor flaws in timing can cause balance issues especially if swinging harder than one should.
I have a pretty balanced swing, and I will fall off the follow through now & then.
And, I'm way better than that cheater.
Not sure that the balance loss in the swing is anything other than a flawed swing.

[obamanut2012]

65. I was doing that from my extra 15 lbs COVID weight

It REALLY threw me off with my tee and long fairway shots. I've shaved half of it off, and my balance/biomechanics are already way better.

[WA-03 Democrat]

26. The man has no business holding a golf club

Never have hips been used less than in his abortion called a golf swing. He's a shitty dancer too.

[arlyellowdog]

30. He is fatter than I am

I’m a 70 year old woman on post cancer drugs that make me gain weight and I struggle everyday. I have sympathy for everyone in my situation. Sympathy for almost everyone who struggles with weight. No sympathy for Trump. He thinks he’s immune. I’m sure he’s still eating fast food.

[tblue37]

31. little girdle & a suit jacket can cover up some bulges.

[FakeNoose]

33. Chump's not wearing that stupid extra-long tie

He thinks that makes him look thinner when he wears it. But of course he looks fat even with the tie on. He's got a terrible, awful golf swing and he almost lost his balance on the follow through.

He never putts his final putt, he just takes a freebie according to the book "Commander In Cheat."

I'm sure these guys Chump's playing with all know how he cheats his ass off.

[dhol82]

34. He's got a really bad swing

He could use some lessons.

[LazySusanNot]

35. "he did a better job of hiding it"...Is he?

Last edited Mon Feb 15, 2021, 10:54 PM - Edit history (1)

(1) hiding the fact that he still cheats at golf? Which should be a Federal Crime in my book.
(2) hiding the fact that he still refuses to wear a mask? I suggest the one used in Silence of the Lambs by Hannibal Lector (with a little re-fitting for T's big head of course). -or-
(3) hiding the cost of the round of golf and all associated expenses in some shell company for a future fraudulent tax filing?
That’s all I got. I'm sure I missed it. TY
edited to remove large pic

[Shrike47]

37. To me, he looks pretty good, maybe a little thinner. And he's not leaning forward as much.

[tinrobot]

38. I notice that I paid attention to him 1:38 longer than I had to.

Excuse me while I scrub the image from eyes.

[jcgoldie]

39. for someone who spent most of the past four years golfing...

...his swing is fucking horrible!

[bif]

40. Just a fat slob playing golf.

About what I'd expect from the 400-pound slab of human gristle.

[ornotna]

41. Not much of a back swing

For a drive off the tee.

[sarcasmo]

42. No Spanx.

[smirkymonkey]

43. I notice that the sight of him still nauseates me beyond belief.

[mindfulNJ]

44. I don't see anything unusual.

Trump's looks are the best thing about him...and I think he's a hideously ugly doughy blob of shit.

[fishwax]

45. the lack of balance/stability is most evident after the last swing at the very end

he swings and then stumbles around from the momentum of it, though it wasn't a huge swing overall. Before that it's hard to tell what's a balance issue and what is the contour of the course. But on that last swing it seems quite clear.

[Politicalgolfer]

55. I'm a golfer

That off balance is common and has nothing to do with age....should see how the macho men who think hitting the little ball is easy stagger & about fall on their asses. Just means Trump isn't a good player & doesn't have the basic fundamental of rhythm & balance.

[fishwax]

57. I'd buy that if he weren't a regular golfer--but he golfs all the time

and it's not a big swing he's taking at the end there.

It can happen, sure; it's happened to me before too, and I imagine most golfers at one point or another that you lose your balance following the follow through. So it happening in the one drive that we see isn't exactly conclusive of anything. But he clearly tries to keep his balance steady after the follow through and falters.

[Politicalgolfer]

61. It makes no difference how long you golf

There are some old pros who couldn't keep their balance but knew how to compensate. In fact, go out in the morning behind the old duffers who are there every day & they stumble around. Actually, Trump does better than most of them of his age.

[llmart]

62. Yeah, I was sort of hoping he'd fall on his ass.

I need a good laugh.

[EndlessWire]

46. Man boobs. n/t

[BigDemVoter]

53. The Hog lost its balance?

I guess it's been foraging around and lapping up McDonald's like a wildcat as it looks much fatter, and that ass. . . Goddamn. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

[BSdetect]

54. He's tired from trying to cheat with so many witnesses around

[kacekwl]

58. ??? He looks as disgusting as ever.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

59. trump who?

What I see is people still paying attention to this pathetic criminal loser.

Why are there cameras still sneaking around watching its every move?

Do they have cameras watching Carter, Clinton, Obama and W through a fence?

KY...........

[bullwinkle428]

60. Maybe I'm the only one deep enough into golf to notice the super-racist dog whistle -

take a close look at the caddie, who happens to be the only African-American guy in the video (of course)? He's dressed in the white coveralls, which was a major tradition that began at Augusta National Golf Club, home of the MASTERS Tournament. Anyway, original Grand Slam champion Bobby Jones is the guy most associated with the founding the club back in the early 1930s, but the guy with the real power was a banker named Clifford Roberts.

Roberts was a notorious racist, and famously made the statement about the Masters tournament - "As long as I'm in charge, the players will be white, and the caddies will be black". For decades and decades, the professionals playing in the Masters were not allowed to bring their own caddies, and had to use caddies employed by the club, all of whom were black. Finally, sometime in the 1980s, the players made a big enough stink, and were finally allowed to use their own caddies, but they still had to wear the white coveralls.

Anyway, the bottom line is that the sight of the black caddie in the white coveralls was just another example of a Velveeta Voldemort throwback, to when he believed America was truly "great". Oh, and notice one more thing - the caddie is wearing a mask!

[yonder]

64. Thanks for the history.

[msfiddlestix]

66. Not seeing anything different, but then my vision isn't the greatest condition

Looks the same to me, just your every day psychotic pretending to be something he could never achieve.

Curious what specifically is being referred to?