Righteous snark.

[kpete]

[niyad]

1. Can I be the beneficiary on your life insurance policy?

Question: would it be considered a suicide? Or, if a double indemnity, would it be considered an accident?

[calimary]

17. How 'bout a service to their country?

[niyad]

18. I nearly lost my coffee!

[UpInArms]

2. And

NO SEAT BELTS!

[grantcart]

4. No stopping for deep state RED LIGHTS!!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

7. And no mask

[AwakeAtLast]

24. NO SCARVES!

YOU CAN'T SILENCE US!

[cyndensco]

26. And I DEMAND the streets be left alone.

We don't need government removing snow and putting salt on our roads. DOWN WITH SOCIALISM!

[czarjak]

3. OANed Logic?

[ffr]

5. Keep bashing these idiots at every chance.

I love the sarcasm. Lay it on thick for me.

[canetoad]

6. Kick

Very righteous.

[dalton99a]

8. Yeah, do that

[ShazzieB]

9. +1000 for 1st rate, high quality snark!

[Moostache]

10. Texans - you can't let the snow and ice dominate you!!!

Physics is fake news, 4x4's get traction on anything, can go like hell through any conditions and of course they can stop on a dime too...

Hypothermia is a myth, a Chinese hoax perpetrated by gun hating liberals...you do not need a coat.
They can have you gun when they pry it from your cold dead hands...

And do NOT forget to throw out the all-time classic..."so, where's that global warming NOW?????"

[EarnestPutz]

14. I particularly like the "cold dead hands" bit of snark.

[KS Toronado]

29. That line gave me a chuckle.

[dchill]

16. That is some Class-A stuff!

[llmart]

11. Oh, this is perfect snark.

They need to be mocked at every turn.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

12. Works for me.

[MontanaMama]

13. If any of you are on Instagram...

I highly recommend following the account that posted this: wefuckinghatedonaldtrump. It’s a laugh a minute. Better to laugh than cry.

[Delphinus]

28. Great picture

in your sig line!

[SunSeeker]

15. K & R

[Midnight Writer]

19. Speed limit? What's this guy, a pajama boy?

[ProfessorGAC]

30. To Be Fair...

...it did say "on untreated overpasses". So, the rest of the time speed limits can be ignored!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. Electricity is how the government controls minds!

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. An excellent gem of wit and humour.

I don't want to be a buzzkill here, but a DUer is very afraid of dying in that cold. No heat, nowhere to go, and its 3F.

Any other day, and I wouldn't even bring it up, because it is damned good snark.

[bronxiteforever]

23. Thankfully we have a President Biden at the helm!!!

[ret5hd]

25. In what state/city is this du'er located?

[BobTheSubgenius]

27. She didn't say, specifically.

But she posted it in GD, so I guess it's OK to use her name. Someone else has, so I hope this is of help to you. It was laelth.

[Totally Tunsie]

36. I believe Laelth is male,

and he's located in Texas.

[Ferrets are Cool]

38. That surprises me

also.

[Totally Tunsie]

39. Profile information:

Profile Information
Gender: Male
Hometown: Wills Point, TX
Home country: USA
Member since: Sat Oct 16, 2004, 01:36 PM
Number of posts: 31,496

I'd guess he'd know!

[Skittles]

32. still

as someone who is also suffering the lack of regulation in Texas, Texas deserves every bit of blow back it is getting, and then some

[BobTheSubgenius]

33. Yet the rugged individualist/antisocialism warriors are certainly willing, even eager to

get the feds to help bail them out of their own creation. It's a bit disappointing that serious people have to go along with this, because...the populace is people, isn't it?

[Skittles]

35. I absolutely agree

there's no shortage of hypocrisy in Texas

[Squinch]

22. "Snowy and icy" are pedophilia code words!!!

[Blue Owl]

31. Most of the spun-out victims had heart disease

[uponit7771]

34. +1,

[Ferrets are Cool]

37. K and R

Best snark ever!!!!!

[Fla Dem]

40. Well done!