About that dumbass look on Tucker Carlson's face...

[Nevilledog]

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Norm DePlume
@NormDePlume69
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Feb 15, 2021
Replying to @troj21 and @Acyn
Tucker looks at everybody like he's watching them eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.

[Mr.Bill]

1. I just always thought

it was resting dumbass face.

[Bettie]

2. With their hands....

yes, that is what he looks like.

On another note, my son has a clean mayo jar and a packet of vanilla instant pudding to freak people out at some point by sitting out in public and eating it slowly, enjoying every bit....but, no one goes anywhere anymore.

[flying rabbit]

8. I am going to do this. Eventually.

Thank your son for the genius idea.

[spike jones]

15. You can get a similar reaction by filling a Jack Daniels bottle with apple juice

and chug it straight out of the bottle at a party.

[Bettie]

21. Ooh, I'll have to tell that to the kid too

might be fun!

If he ever gets to go to a party. He's turning 20 in March and his first two years of college have been...abnormal.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. The very definition of a punchable face.

[SergeStorms]

17. Oh....

you mean it hasn't been rearranged by several people already? That's the face he was born with? Never mind then.

[Baked Potato]

4. I think it looks more like he's watching barnyard animals mating.

[PurgedVoter]

5. Dull Suprise.

That is what MST3K called it!

[TlalocW]

6. Alien From L.A.

Mike had really come into his own by that point.

TlalocW

[dchill]

10. It makes me nervous that I know exactly what you're talking about.

[TlalocW]

20. You wouldn't be nervous

If only you knew how completely Australian I am.

TlalocW

[progressoid]

18. In all it's glory...

[captain queeg]

7. I think his face is all pumped full of Botox or something.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. That's his, "How do I listen to this guy while the control room shouts what I am to say?" look.

[LudwigPastorius]

11. Tucker Carlson looks like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. ...

[Talitha]

12. To repeat something the boys in 8th grade used to say...

Looks to me like he smelled it - cause he dealt it.

[rwsanders]

13. He really needs to look at some old tapes and hire an acting coach.

I have never seen such an irritating, asinine look. I think he believes it makes him look intense or serious, but it really carries the look of someone completely befuddled by reality.

[thenelm1]

16. Constantly constipated...

[tecelote]

19. Thank Jon Stewart

Tuck's never recovered.