Roger Stone's head

[Budi]

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol

Different species?

[Budi]

30. Heya SheltieLover

[SheltieLover]

33. Hi hi

[shelshaw]

45. I'm thinking muppet

[ouija]

50. Neanderthal

[Oldem]

67. Yeah. Knuckle dragger. Great visual, btw.

[TexasTowelie]

2. But he isn't acute man. nt

[blugbox]

20. Jeeeze, don't be so obtuse with your puns!

[canetoad]

32. If you look

At it from that angle.....

[CaptainTruth]

55. "Did you go to college?" "Yes, I have 40 degrees."

[BlueNProud]

3. Is he related to that freak Trey Gowdy.

[FSogol]

19. Separated at birth. n/t

[sarcasmo]

4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Herman's Head reboot.

[Celerity]

5. ...

[blm]

6. Heidelbergensis

[Budi]

17. Haaaahaa...I would have guessed Neanderthal but this is Proof!

[Brainfodder]

7. He should be careful when he sneezes?

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Did his mother drop him on it when he was a baby?

Hard to imagine Roger Stone as a baby, though.

[Budi]

26. He probably looked exactly the same as he does today

Only baby size

[Baitball Blogger]

28. Looks more like a forceps mishap.

[marble falls]

60. Harder to imagine him having a "mother".

[LymphocyteLover]

9. Yeah, I've noticed that before-- it's truly freaky

it looks like a serious deformity and almost like microencephaly

[dchill]

52. (Agreed.)

I think what's missing is where the empathy was to be stored.

[Blue Owl]

10. The sloping forehead of sedition and treason

And it doesn't get any better below the neckline...

[Glorfindel]

11. Yow!

Except Zippy the Pinhead is much better-looking. And more fun.

[OAITW r.2.0]

39. Exactly what I think when I see pics of Roger stone.

Perhaps he's Zippy's evil twin that mom wanted to drown in the toilet.

[BigmanPigman]

51. That's what I call him.

I remember in 4th grade learning about some Indians who shaped their babies' heads while the skull was still forming. They put the babies in a wooden apparatus of two boards forming a 45° angle. That did the trick.

[eppur_se_muova]

70. Yep. nt

[Baked Potato]

12. Forced dunce-capping in the crib.

[panader0]

13. Zippy the Pinhead

[Mr.Bill]

14. It's shaped appropriately

like a buttplug.

[NurseJackie]

64. Ewww.

And...

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. Would that be called slope shaming?

If that head had a decent liberal brain inside, I wouldn't care what it looked like.....

[Budi]

22. Haaaha...that's a new one Slope Shaming

Roflmao...slope shaming

[FSogol]

16. The Ramones said it best

[jojog]

46. Gabba Gabba Hey

[Arkansas Granny]

18. It makes me think of the term "flathead" in "Clan Of The Cave Bear".

[Budi]

23. Ahhh! I read that whole series years ago.

Loved it too. Thanks

[roamer65]

37. Flathead makes me think of an old Ford V8.

[Maru Kitteh]

56. I live in Flathead County. nt

[roamer65]

59. A lot of Fords there?

[Maru Kitteh]

62. We make do with this:

We are named for the Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes of the Flathead Nation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flathead_Indian_Reservation

[roamer65]

72. Can I move there?

God that is beautiful.

[tblue37]

21. Lewis & Clark noticed that certain tribes deliberately flattened their infants' foreheads. Stone's

has always made me think of them:

We landed at the Cowlitz farm," Kane wrote, "which belongs to the Hudson's Bay Company. Large quantities of wheat are raised at this place. I had a fine view of Mount St. Helen's throwing up a long column of dark smoke into the clear blue sky. Here I remained until the 5th of April, and took the likeness of Kiscox, the chief of the Cowlitz Indians, a small tribe of about 200. They flatten their heads and speak a language very similar to the Chinooks. They were very friendly to me and I was a good deal amongst them. Sketch No. 10 [above] is Caw-wacham, a woman of the tribe, with her child under the process of having its head flattened. It was with some difficulty that I persuaded her to sit, as she seemed apprehensive that it would be injurious to her."
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On March 19, 1806, only a few days before leaving Fort Clatsop, Meriwether Lewis took pains to finish his notes on the habits and appearances of the neighborly Clatsop Indians. The most remarkable trait in their physiognomy, he wrote, was the flatness and width of their foreheads, which they artificially created by compressing the heads of their infants, particularly girls, between two boards.

"I have observed the heads of many infants," he wrote, "after this singular bandage had been dismissed, or about the age of 10 or eleven months, that were not more than two inches thick about the upper edge of the forehead and reather thiner still higher." The result is a straight line from the top of the head to the end of the nose. This custom, he reported, had been observed among all the Indian nations he had met with west of the Rockies.

http://www.lewis-clark.org/article/1016

[Budi]

24. Seriously fascinating stories from the journey of Lewis & Clark

Thanks for the history

[BigmanPigman]

54. I just wrote about learning this in 4th grade

in another post. That is the exact thing I think of, besides Zippy, when I think of Stone. I have to admit that I initially read the OP "Roger Sone's DEAD". I like my OP best. I am hoping he will join that asshole Rush in Hell ASAP.

[Danascot]

71. The Maya did something similar.

[yonder]

25. Almost a full conehead but poor senso ring geometry.

[ProfessorGAC]

27. Rather Simian

At least it's consistent with his lacking depth of thought & nonexistent impulse control.

[Goonch]

29. ;-{)

?

[FakeNoose]

31. The wig is what causes that

When Roger Stone was a younger man and had his own hair, his head didn't look like that.

We should find something else to ridicule, like the evil people he's worked for, or the criminal things he's done.

[ShazzieB]

40. I don't think so.

When he was younger, his hair concealed the shape of his skull. I don't think someone's skull can just go flat late in life. The skull is made of bones, and bones don't work that way.

[4Q2u2]

47. It can

If you have your brains sucked out and replaced with shit.
Only way to account for his vile existence

[ShazzieB]

34. Holy cow.

I had no idea. I had to do some googling to convince myself that wasn't photoshopped. Weird!!!

[roamer65]

35. Right wing flying monkeys have smaller brains.

[tinrobot]

36. Gabba Gabba

[Enterstageleft]

38. It appears to be 40 degrees of stupid!

[Traildogbob]

53. He is going for 45 degrees

A bigger honor to his hero that a tat.

[tenaciousdem]

41. Creepy

Momma should have capped it!

[Marie Marie]

42. That is just creepy.

[Ferrets are Cool]

43. Look familiar?

[brush]

44. Stone and Gowdy both have that pinhead profile.

Apparently the nurses didn't shape their skulls correctly when they came out of the womb.

[NurseJackie]

48. It's bizarre, isn't it. (At first glance I thought it said "Roger Stone's dead"...)

... I couldn't believer our luck! Two in one day!!

[SujiwanKenobee]

49. Headshaping

Headshaping was a practice among the Mayans and other cultures around the world.
Interesting link:
http://tomboybklyn.com/the-cultures-of-head-binding/

[OMGWTF]

57. I was just thinking about this fker's weird head yesterday and said to myself ...

"He spent waaaaaay too long in the birth canal."

[masmdu]

58. Just missing the ponytail...

https://images.app.goo.gl/MpyT5KNGUowmzCjq7

[aggiesal]

61. Conehead. Nothing else to say. n/t

[BobTheSubgenius]

63. Isn't that a planking thing from...South America?

[Maru Kitteh]

65. I'm going to say this goes a long way in explaining

the nearly complete lack of executive function he exhibits.

[Javaman]

66. Zippy. nt

[90-percent]

68. Roger's ancestors

were movie stars in the early 30's.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks_(1932_film)

-90% Jimmy

[BunnyMcGee]

69. Looks like a cartoon caricature

from Mad magazine maybe?