Let's lighten up on Ted Cruz, can we? It was an act of pure paternal devotion ...

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that led him to toss his daughters under the bus. He had previously done the same thing to his wife, and he wanted the girls to be with their Mommy.

What a guy!

[dutch777]

1. Brilliant on so many fronts...familial, political and in the middle of a pandemic...he's special!

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3. How in God's name is this slimy, unctuous prick a United States Senator?

Is Texas really that fucked up?

[dutch777]

10. Yes, TX is special....legends in their own minds...has its own special grasp of reality (none).

[3catwoman3]

12. I ask that same question about Representative...

...Louie Gohmert.

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13. Don't you be casting asparagus on Goober Gohmert!

But seriously, how does a clown who prints TGIF on his shoes just to remind himself that "Toes Go In First", wind up in the House of Representatives?

[rurallib]

2. No wonder his kids hate him

This incident should add to their hostility

[FakeNoose]

4. They're sweet adoring children too

[ChubbyStar]

6. Wow a hand flick, head moving away and looking like she wants to barf

That is a trifecta, I'll take $200 to win on I hate you dad.

[central scrutinizer]

5. He learned his lesson

Next time he’ll call one of his Russian or Saudi handlers and fly in a private jet.

[yellowcanine]

7. Yes bc when my daughters said "let's go to Cancun" we went.

[NCDem47]

8. I just heard him say...

That his daughter asked YESTERDAY to go to Mexico and they left that day. So they packed and left in the space of one day? How out of touch is that if that is the legit excuse??

[tanyev]

11. I don't know why everyone else who lost their power didn't just fly to Cancun.

[Danmel]

9. Hi Ted

My daughters asked me to please not let them freeze to death. Just want to be supportive. Can we join you on the beach?