Did you know that Trump designed and built Perseverance?

[PCIntern]

Really. This is what he was doing during his Executive Time. Remember his uncle who was the greatest professor at MIT? Well, the President has those genes. Nobody had ever done anything like this before and he deserves full credit. Oh yes, btw, he designed and built the launch vehicle as well.

And, he proposed and proved the correct solution to Fermat’s Last Theorem for which he SHOULD have won the Abel prize but Wiles and Taylor stole his work and he’s going to be suing them as well that he should be.

If re-elected in 2024, The 45th President will reveal his cure for world hunger and thirst as well as the universal cancer cure machine. They are ready to be produced and would be available two weeks after his inauguration.

He has the greatest mind. Many Nobel prize winners have been known to say about the 45th President: “There are many geniuses, but very very few magicians.”

[WVreaper]

1. But what about his health care plan?

[PCIntern]

2. Two weeks!

[bronxiteforever]

3. lol 😂 lost my coffee on that one!

[NurseJackie]

6. Haaaaa!

[gratuitous]

4. Forget it

You ingrates haven't recognized Trump's genius and so you don't deserve health care. Or infrastructure. Or ponies. Cry more, lib!

[blm]

5. Heh

[Celerity]

7. Perseverance To Grift.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. Nobody knows more about building spacecraft than T****.

"I probably won't get credit for it, just like I'm not getting credit for winning the election by the biggest landslide in the history of the country."