What's worse than returning from Cancun to TX with its cold, storms, & power/water/gas outages?

[RockRaven]

Getting on the airplane and finding out that your seat is next to Ted Cruz...

[Shermann]

1. He should have just stayed in Cancun after learning he was busted

The damage was already done. Now it just reaffirms that he has no backbone.

No Mexican vacation. No power or water. No respect. No clue. FAIL

[Gothmog]

3. The Cruzes' friends and neighbors are ratting them out

Link to tweet

[Tanuki]

4. Now, that's funny! Cruz claimed that his kids had been invited by their friend,

but this indicates that the Cruz family were the ones organizing the trip and inviting friends!


Oh, what tangled webs we weave...🕷 🕸

[Tanuki]

5. I just re-read his statement and may have misinterpreted it earlier.

Not clear from the original statement who initiated the trip, but in any event, the captain is supposed to go down with the ship, not high-tail it to the Ritz (!) Hotel in Cancun.

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