Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below.

“I got out there and sat down on the toilet and immediately something bit my butt right as I sat down,” Shannon Stevens told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I jumped up and I screamed when it happened.”

Stevens, her brother Erik and his girlfriend had taken snowmobiles into the wilderness Feb. 13 to stay at his yurt, located about 20 miles northwest of Haines, in southeast Alaska.

Her brother heard the screaming and went out to the outhouse, about 150 feet away from the yurt. There, he found Shannon tending to her wound. They at first thought she had been bitten by a squirrel or a mink, or something small.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/alaska-woman-using-outhouse-attacked-by-bear-from-below/ar-BB1dPJIq?li=BBnb7Kz

[Binkie The Clown]

1. My mom told me never poop on a bear. nt

[underpants]

18. I had that Roger Miller 45 I think

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Talk about a pain in the ass.

[dchill]

3. This will be on Discovery Channel later, right?

[underpants]

17. Tonight! More people in the miserable cold!

Still better than the History channel - Tonight! On the History Channel - Did Confederate ghosts influence Hitler?

[dchill]

27. You gotta know they did!

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. 2 questions....

How did the bear get under the outhouse. And
Why would it want to?

[csziggy]

9. At one park I visited, the outhouses were on a slope

The front was at the ground level for the parking lot, the back had basically a basement where the poop was collected. That place had a service that came in to empty the chemical toilets and that lower level gave them easy access.

Maybe at the yurt location in the story, they did the same thing, but the lower level became accessible to the bear. It would make a decent shelter - heck, maybe the poor thing was hibernating and rudely awoken by the woman.

[BannonsLiver]

11. They like outhouses and portapotties

I’ve seen a Black-bear clean out 3 all by itself.

[hlthe2b]

5. Well, that's unusual. Admittedly, I always envision snakes coming up (which does happen) but

never really considered a large mammal.

[soothsayer]

6. Well if she didn't have to poop on the way in, she probably did on the way out

[panader0]

14. Au contraire--I'll bet she is constipated for a week.

[Politicalgolfer]

7. Don't ya just hate it when shit like this happens...

....🙄😐🐻🐻🐻

[soothsayer]

8. Wait -- so the Pope's NOT Catholic??

[underpants]

19. Yeah! And what was that bear doing in the pool?

[dchill]

28. That's where the honey is.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. And to think I used to be worried about alligators and snakes.

Oh, and the occasional brown recluse spider.

There's just so many woodland creatures out there to bite your butt. I'm never gonna poop again.

[Jerry2144]

12. I thought the joke was

I thought the joke was, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" But now I guess it should be "Yo Mama shits on bears in the woods."

[Totally Tunsie]

13. I was hoping this was about Sarah Palin...

[dweller]

15. So ... disaster?

✌🏻

[lagomorph777]

23. Heyooooo!

[mrs_p]

16. Yikes!!!

This is definitely one of my fears - being attacked by a bear when I’m on a BIFFY with my panties down.

[hunter]

20. In most of the world it's pigs.

I knew a guy who got his ass licked by a pig in New Guinea.

Which explained why his neighbors mocked the fancy outhouse he'd built...

[irisblue]

21. Alaska has bears....Australia has snakes and spiders. Top and Bottom after our Bottoms

(you can look up the spider in the toilet stories yourself, I'm already traumatized.)
source-Australian woman finds four snakes inside her blocked toilet tank
By Nectar Gan, CNN
Updated 2:50 AM EDT, Fri August 28, 2020

snip-"Australian woman who had difficulty flushing her toilet was shocked to find four snakes coiled up inside the cistern.

Sofie Pearson, 25, who lives on a cane farm in North Queensland, told CNN affiliate 7News that when she went to her bathroom last Sunday, she had to push down hard on the button to get the toilet to flush.

"I was a bit confused," she told 7News. "So I figured I'd just pull the top off and check what the issue was."


and here she is showing how cool and collected she is...
snip"-"I sort of looked at them for a second and thought ... that's not right," she told 7News."

more at source

[Solly Mack]

22. Try to pee on me and I'm going to bite you in the ass too.

Pee/Poo, not my kink.

[SoonerPride]

24. All the good jokes have already been taken

[handmade34]

25. ...

[lpbk2713]

26. Bite me

She'll never use that phrase again.